Where does he think beer comes from? Does he think it's like milk???
Yellow cows: beer
Wait a minute - couldn't a beer cow be any color? Where does Guinness come from?
Beer comes from the beer fairy just like meat does from the meat fairy. Leftists can't do basic science 😂 😆 😂 😆
Remember when Maynard James Keenan dunked bacon into a batch of his wine to own vegans?
Maynard James Keenan
Has he ever given an long interview on video? I love Tool but he seems like a gigantic tool in real life. I assume he's always performing even in an interview but I'd still like to watch one.
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I'm very surprised. I assumed he never gave actual interviews. But I was all wrong. There are lots on Youtube.
not gonna lie i'd try a plant based beer. anyone have one they wanna give me?
"Well...fine! I guess I'll just drink mead! It's still plant based but at least I'm exploiting bees!"
bUt tHaT'S mOnGoL sHit, i dOn'T wAnnA bE fEmInIzEd! /s
I regret to inform some of you that some beer isn't vegan, although most of it is.
Animal gelatins are sometimes used for filtration. So is isinglass, which is used to filter yeast out of the suspension. Isinglass is made from fish bones.
Most widespread beers are vegan though. Budweiser is vegan for instance. Guiness was in the news a few years ago because they switched from isinglass finings to centrifuges.
Another good tip: if it's unfiltered it's more likely to be vegan! Keep drinking your hazy IPA treats, vegan DSA Karens!
A few have lactose sugar in them as well. Milk stouts and milkshake IPAs are the most common.
They’ll get my isinglass when they pry it from my cold dead hands
I start off every morning with a pint of InBev Dark and Meaty Beef Beer.
I personally go for a porky lager from a local craft slaughter house, but you do you.
It's a damnation of humanity as a whole that people this dumb are allowed to get an audience