Wow this is just like the encyclopedia check after Klaasje tells you that alcohol increases testosterone

Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) - "Alcohol raises testosterone levels, especially in men," she says matter-of-factly. "The levels remain elevated after inebriation ends and the pain begins. You seek comfort. It's only natural."

Encyclopedia - Isn't it the other way around? Heavy drinking decreases testosterone... and believe me, you would know.

Truly there is a DE quote for everything...