You can also lower your testosterone levels by putting your balls in boiling water for ten to fifteen minutes, but I would recommend doing that about as much as I'd recommend abusing alcohol

I believe nicotine inhibits estradiol absorption. Alcohol abuse is seriously harmful comrades, I dont really feel great about this joke

Wow this is just like the encyclopedia check after Klaasje tells you that alcohol increases testosterone

Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) - "Alcohol raises testosterone levels, especially in men," she says matter-of-factly. "The levels remain elevated after inebriation ends and the pain begins. You seek comfort. It's only natural."

Encyclopedia - Isn't it the other way around? Heavy drinking decreases testosterone... and believe me, you would know.

Truly there is a DE quote for everything...