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  • ashinadash [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    I am better than the trans pixel art platformer about anxiety. The trans pixel art platformer about anxiety cannot beat me, for I have defeated its nefarious crystal heart challenges.

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    To be real, people talk about how Artorias of the Abyss was too out-of-the-way and hard to find in Dark Souls, and yeah fucking off to the Duke's Archives to get the pendant or whatever was a bit roundabout. But out of the seven crystal hearts you need, maybe two you could find without a guide??? This is like, 1980s CRPG levels of cryptic. I would buy the strategy guide.

    Why is nobody mad about this? I am mad about this. I am incensed that the trans pixel art platformer about anxiety forced me to paddle its ass for another six hours before I could continue. madeline-deadpan

    • imogen_underscore [it/its, she/her]
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      4 months ago

      lol i never really gave it a second thought because i be looking up guides for shit all the time (impatient gamer) but you're so right that it's more complicated than unlocking the dark souls DLC lmao i never thought about it that way but it's the truth

        • Thallo [love/loves]
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          4 months ago

          Well, you talked about cryptic old school puzzles, and it reminded me of Tunic.

          Knowing your sensibilities, I think you'd really like it

          • ashinadash [she/her]
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            4 months ago

            I thought I might, wifey thinks so too =) I fuckin hate Celeste now though lmao

            • Thallo [love/loves]
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              4 months ago

              Idk about Celeste, but the puzzles in Tunic seem fair to me. I didn't have to look anything up until the post game content

              • ashinadash [she/her]
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                4 months ago

                I also hate puzzles outside of puzzle games :^) Weirdly I have never once got on with a Zelda game. I have tried 2, Links Awakening, Oracle of Ages Ocarina, Wind Waker and Twilight Princess. Bounced off em all Idk. I hope Tunic is good though...

                  • ashinadash [she/her]
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                    4 months ago

                    What makes it worse is I have no idea what my problem is with Zelda, I just cannot and Idk why. Every couple of years I smash my head against another...