what-the-hell someone should stop ridley

    • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      2 months ago

      Honestly the original really has aged so poorly. It's very reflective of its time (in terms of what people thought was good)

    • plinky [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      I thought so too about bladerunner smuglord

      (but ridley seems to be in his moneymaxxing phase)

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    the plot looks cheese balls, but I will totally watch this slop immediately. it looks very expensive and that's my favorite genre of spectacle.

    stuffing my face with yumyums on the couch, watching massive set pieces orchestrated for my viewing pleasure in HD, crumbs everywhere.

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    2 months ago

    Give me that with 80% less intrigue. Replace the intrigue with scenes created by martial artists and stuntmen who have coordinated with one another in discord calls for 2 months while making a minecraft base together. Release episodic vlogs of the minecraft server as marketing. One jedi with a lightsaber played by Peter Dinklage. Then, two years later, Gladiator III goes FULL TILT into battle mages ala Naruto.

    You're welcome for the billion dollar idea.

    • plinky [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      raid 3 - in ancient rome. Also they have katanas and pizza without tomatoes (much realism)

  • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Oh he did the thing!!! THe thing Maximus did with the dirt! He said the line "strength and honor"!!! LE EPIC!!!!

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 months ago
    (cw: suicide)

    wrong brother jumped off the Vincent Thomas bridge

    • regul [any]
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      2 months ago

      Imagine Gladiator II directed by Tony Scott.