• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    lathe-of-heaven A chud, ignorant of rainbows as anything other than pride symbols, gets so upset the first time he sees an actual rainbow that he has a heart attack and dies

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Show

    geordi-yes Kunta Kinte motherfucker

    I was continously harassed by the LAPD

    https://www.celebgaydar.com/is-levar-burton-gay/

    AIDS Research Advocate

    • Burton has also been an advocate for marriage equality and has spoken out in support of the LGBTQ+ community. In June 2016, he posted on Twitter:

    I have ZERO tolerance for homophobic or Islamaphobic rhetoric on my timeline! Take your hate someplace else!!!”

    • LeVar Burton has spent a lot of time recently advocating for HIV/AIDS education and research. The AIDS Research Alliance (ARA), a nonprofit organization devoted to finding a cure for HIV/AIDS via research, education, and advocacy, is one of the organizations he has supported and collaborated with.

    • Burton has significantly aided the fight against HIV/AIDS through his work with the ARA and other groups. His campaigning has aided in increasing public awareness of the disease and the need for additional funding and study. His involvement in clinical trials and other research projects has also advanced our knowledge of HIV/AIDS and aided in the creation of new treatments.

    Are there any Mom's for Liberty in the house tonight? No? Good. Then hands would not need to be thrown tonight.

    Reguardless of the Reading Rainbow series, LeVar is a solid ally.

    To the generation that grew up with him - I'm proud of you guys

  • jackmarxist [any]
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    2 months ago

    Chuds will go insane when they see a rainbow IRL

    • buckykat [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      One very deranged chud thing is kkkristians complaining that gays stole the rainbow and it was supposed to represent their covenant with god where he promised not to drown everybody in a fit of pique again.

      • HumongousChungus [she/her]
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        2 months ago

        I wonder why they're so upset if the demiurge promised that no matter what the gays do, there won't be group punishment

    • nothx [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      why the fuck are the clouds trying to indoctrinate my VERY straight male son??!!"

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      "Don't look, honey!"

      "What?"

      "A double rainbow! Don't look - you'll go gay!

      "You look away too!"

      "I can't. We're goin' 70 and there's no exits or place to pull over."

      "Squint!"

  • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    You see, reading makes you gay. That's why I'm going to teach my trad family to be illiterate in order to return to the traditional masculine values of our peasant ancestors. We're only going to learn about the Bible through stained glass images, passion plays, and sermons given by our portly local friar.

      • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        I'd offer as a counter point anecdotes of communists going into villages and giving speeches to people who were barely literate, if at all. That's what they did in the village my father was born in Sicily. It could cut either way.

      • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Yeah the communists should have not taught Ayn Rand in particular how to read, that's our bad.

  • nothx [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    SINCE WHEN DOES READING MAKE YOU GAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      The only acceptable straight activities are:

      • Drive truck
      • Work
      • Watch sports
      • Domestic violence
      • Video game
      • nothx [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Video game

        Only FPS tho, the last bastion of anti-woke in video games.

        • barrbaric [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          Sadly even FPSes are not safe after the release of Wolfenstein: Youngblood.

  • GenXen [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    *stops raining on a spring day ... a Rainbow appears.

    "Ugh, can't we just have an April shower without all the virtue signalling!?"

  • ReadFanon [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    There's a 100% chance this person has lamented the rainbow being "stolen" by queer people or announced that the rainbow needs to be reclaimed by non-queer people.

  • TheChemist [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    If they haven't watched Public Television, what would a Chud have grown up with instead, if not Seaseme Street?

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      VeggieTales, fast food commercials, and pre-recorded videos of their father threatening to choke them out with karate moves that he made before he was arrested for bring ing a gun to family court.

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Ronald Reagan's favourite diet for kids: advertisements and advertisements disguised as programming.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Chuds think PBS gets ~20% of the federal budget when in reality PBS probably gets about 2,000 times less at ~0.01%

  • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    For some reason I was under the impression that Burton was gay lol. I was confused why he was mad at the rainbow and not how the man is inherently woke

  • GunslingerSky [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Don't know how I never realized Levar was also the reading rainbow guy, remember watching reading rainbow but don't know how I never recognized him in star trek TNG