• goose [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Bisexuality is when you like cappuccino and cowboys

  • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]
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    4 months ago

    Holy shit, you can have sex with men and women? Wow.

    Wait till they find out there's more than two genders you can be attracted to.

    • glans [it/its]
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      4 months ago

      Their marriage now is a home invention that they describe as "body-fluid monogamous."

      1995 was a simpler time for people writing magazines.

      They didn't even know about ASMR yet.

      This article is too funny I can bearly handle it.

  • Poogona [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Is bisexuality really "not gay and not straight?"

    Bisexuals pls educate the class, I assumed it's just like the middle of the sexuality spectrum not an entirely different axis

    • mar_k [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      most monosexuals think like this because of bi erasure and the idea of a gay-straight dichotomy. it's like if you're from a culture where "purple" was never really a color, and then when it catches on people start thinking of it more as "red-blue" than a color in its own right. also, a little more complicated than that:

      think of a bilingual person who speaks both spanish and english. are they somewhere "in the middle" between spanish monolingualism and english monolingualism? no, that would be like, spanglish. bilinguals know both, leading to their own unique experiences/challenges/ways of thinking

      edit: also, despite the prefix, bisexuality isn't restricted to 2 genders

      • Poogona [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        I guess I just saw the spectrum as a measure of exclusion, so I figured a bi person would be in the middle.

        (My stemlord ass immediately was like "oh so it's like codominance instead of incomplete dominance")

  • Riffraffintheroom [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    Bisexuality is not 29 years old. This is a 29 year old article reporting on something created 30 years ago with Blur’s hit single “Boys and Girls”.

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    The birth of Quantum Homo State Theory: until observed with a partner, the Bisexual could be either Straight or Gay. Upon observation, they become one or the other. This state may or may not invert itself should the subject acquire a new partner.

  • TheChemist [he/him]
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    edit-2
    4 months ago

    "A new sexual identity emerges."

    Me: "Ooh, Asexuality?... Definitely wasn't hoping for Asexual representation."

  • milk_thief [it/its]
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    4 months ago

    if by "sexual energy" they mean "serial killer energy" then yea lmao what is this shoot, they look like debating $$treamers in their larval stage