Lmao the Australian tendency to forget you're Australian
Tbh that applies to so much of the angloid world. Very brainwashed into thinking they're the Ameribrains they see on TV and social media
He's so engrossed in America he forgets he's the son of Cypriot immigrants
So he's voting for Trump by not physically voting for Harris.
Drew is what happens when a kid born in 1999 is raised on animated history Youtube
never have i seen someone who embodies the liberal sense of "protest" that's completely ineffectual at anything apart from making you look like a fucking idiot
This is a genius bit
Just constantly weigh in passionately for every global election that's happening, pledge your vote, and then when asked, clarify that you were only speaking 'metaphysically'
"PAVLOU? THAT IS A NAME FROM THE THALASSONIKIAN PENINSULA. YOU ARE NOT WHITE.
CW:
spoiler
YOU ARE A LAMB ROAST, SWEATY WITH THE ODOR OF GARLIC. YOUR ANCESTORS WERE BEIGE MEN DRESSED IN TOGAS, OBSESSED WITH TURGID MATHEMATICS, OMPHALOSKEPSIS AND PÉDERASTIE, CLINGING TO COMPETITIVE ATHLETICS IN A FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO DISPLAY MASCULINITY. YOUR RACE IS ENDOMORPHIC AND LETHARGIC. THEIR IDEA OF CULTURE IS EATING OVERRIPE FIGS AND DRINKING SPICED AL-GHUL."
going to wash my hands after typing this
His family is from Cyprus, his followers would generally call him a wog and not white.
Unlike you peasants, I do not vote with my ballot; he who votes with his ballot has forgotten the penis of his father.
I vote with my posts.
"Metaphysical"
...
Metaphorical?
I mean, voting is technically a metaphysical concept already.
His vote transcends space and time, it's an extragalactic vibe
Each metaphysical non-vote for Kamala is 2 metaphysical votes for Trump.
You cannot bring anything immaterial into politics without the waveform collapsing into cringe. This is why we do material analysis