• Tabitha ☢️[she/her]
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    4 months ago

    China reserves the right to intervene if the situation in the UK does not improve.

    timmy-pray

  • hello_hello [comrade/them]
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    4 months ago
    • "See, I told you China was interfering in the West"
    • "What are they intervening for?"
    • "Stopping racist pogroms"

    average UK moment england-cool ukkk

  • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    England belongs to the indigenous

    Implying the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes aren't settlers who stole land from the Indigenous Britons.

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      New bit: Italian leftists that when pressed on why they’re anti-white, they invoke their Roman heritage.

      “Fascism is for britons, and Britons are violent barbarians jealous of our glorious multicultural civilization.”

      (If they pry too much, just say…uhhh…the Anglos made us do it!)

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Neither Angles nor Saxons are indigenous to the British Isles. Long may the memory of the Britons live.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    4 months ago

    China reserves the right to intervene if the situation in the UK does not improve.

    xi-plz

  • Comp4 [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    I just got off the phone with Xi. Chengdu J-20s are being deployed to Birmingham as we speak. xi-square-up

    • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      Some of us aren't! But you are correct to assume fascist until proven otherwise when it comes to 40k, especially space marine and imperium fans

      • CarbonScored [any]
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        4 months ago

        As a 40k fan, my favourite thing about Space Marines used to be how on-the-nose the analogy of today's shitty war-obsessed fascism was. Apparently it wasn't obvious enough.

        • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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          4 months ago

          yea same, I thought the satire was blindingly obvious what with the psycho-indoctrinated child soldiers being used as the fascist thugs for a literal corpse, but I've heard too many people just quote the whole "purge the alien" thing completely without irony.

    • mar_k [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      looks like the british empire at its peak in the early 20th century, so not every country they've invaded or occupied before/after that