Not an Onion story
https://archive.is/aXyuE
One night a few weeks ago I went to bed early, bothered by the oppressive heat and dismayed by that week’s political news — President Biden’s lackluster ABC News interview and Donald Trump’s claim earlier that day that he knew “nothing” about Project 2025. I was tired, too, from explaining the recent daily news broadcasts to my two daughters — one 6 and the other one 10 — including what the phrases “hush money” and “porn star” meant. My husband stayed up working, and very early the next morning a bat flew into our bedroom, through a screen door left open by accident. What happened over the next few days restored my faith in the systems in our country that keep us safe.
“Bat!” I told my husband, sleeping beside me. Though it was still dark, the thick flapping was unmistakably the sound of Earth’s only flying mammal.
“It’s one thing after another,” my husband said, clambering out of bed to grab something to catch it with.
This happened to us before, about five years ago, which is when we learned about the need to isolate and trap any bat that invades our sleeping space for rabies testing. Though bats are beneficial insectivores, they’re also our highest risk for contracting rabies, a fatal disease carried by about 6 percent of bats tested in the continental United States.
We isolated the bat in our bedroom, making sure it couldn’t get upstairs where our daughters sleep, but it escaped through the door to the porch. To decide what to do next, we consulted every resource. Richard, my husband, read the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s website. I called our health care after-hours line and spoke to a nurse who also consulted the C.D.C. We called our county’s animal control center, and an officer was at our house within 10 minutes. He searched the house and garage for bats, found none and put in a report to our county’s public health department.
“How deep a sleeper are you?” the county health nurse asked Richard when she called us on the next evening. She was assessing our risk of being bitten or scratched while we slept.
After answering noncommittally, he passed the phone to me, and I tried to reassure her. “I’m such a light sleeper. I woke up right away. I’m sure of it.”
We had no idea what rabies shots would cost, and the bat hadn’t gotten near our daughters; that was the most important thing. But the county nurse talked us through the risks and shared her experience with a bat, which had swooped down on her in her garden. “It’s your life we’re talking about,” she told us. We had a short window postexposure to decide. After that, the shots wouldn’t work.
On Sunday morning, we went to the emergency room of the University of North Carolina Hospital. (In most communities, the emergency room is the only place you can get rabies vaccines.) The doctor we saw persuaded us to get the shots. Soon after, hospital staff members gave us the injections, one in each arm. They hurt more than a flu shot but not much more.
So far, we’ve paid $600 in E.R. copays, with heftier hospital bills to come. While I regret that our health care system regularly forces people to consider cost when making life-or-death decisions, I’m grateful that insurance will help my husband and me pay for the health care we need. Despite everything going on in our country and our state — Mr. Trump and the looming threat of autocracy, that he selected an anti-abortion hard-liner for his running mate and that here in North Carolina we have a lieutenant governor who recently claimed that “some folks need killing”— I am reminded of how much good we now enjoy, which hangs in the balance of this election. Not just our lives and the lives of our children but also the government systems that keep us informed and protected.
After our visit from the bat, our sheriff’s department, public health department and university hospital all functioned exactly as designed. The C.D.C., a huge federal agency that works to protect every one of us from infectious disease, food-borne illness and emerging threats like bird flu, pulled through. The C.D.C. is part of what Mr. Trump’s allies would call the administrative state and is in the cross hairs of Project 2025, which proposes breaking up the agency, limiting public health messaging and reducing the data collection that informs good decisions. Mr. Trump has distanced himself from Project 2025, but hardly anyone who knows the Heritage Foundation, the conservative think tank that produced the plan, or the former president is taking his claim at face value.
I want to believe Kamala Harris is right when she says “we are not going back” to a time when every calamity leaves us on our own. I don’t want to live in a country that doesn’t hold the health and safety of its citizens in high regard, and I don’t want to be left to make important decisions without guidance from qualified professionals. But for now and for at least the next six months, I don’t. I live in the United States of America — land of bats, land of doctors, land of public health — and that’s worth fighting for.
$600 in copays with bigger bills to come
land of public health my ass, that's the land of "eh just risk rabies" for all but the upper 30% income bracket
That is exactly the crux of the story worth dunking - a perfectly normal accident could happen through no fault of your own, like a bat flew into your bedroom, wreak havoc, and you could end up with $600 medical bill (with top-tier health insurance) and this writer is praising the system. For any less privileged person, this would be a medical horror story.
The healthcare system murdered a pillar of the furry community yesterday and I haven't been this pissed-off in a very long time.
Oh fuck I only just heard about that, that's fucking tragic. Reading their last few posts makes the whole situation just...infuriating how inhumane, evil this system is. Murder is right.
American healthcare continues to make our shitty healthcare system look great. Every bill I hear about makes my eyes water.
While I regret that our health care system regularly forces people to consider cost when making life-or-death decisions, I’m grateful that insurance will help my husband and me pay for the health care we need.
Still love the truck, though!
The level of self-submission to ruthless, cutthroat capitalist ideology on display here is astounding, not surprising any more but astounding. I would even classify this as self-harming thought. The people of this country are utterly beyond hope.
I want to believe Kamala Harris is right when she says “we are not going back” to a time when every calamity leaves us on our own.
I, too, am pumped to see what other progressive, highly beneficial bangers the "2.7% interest rate reduction on Federal/non-private student loan debt while operating a charitable business for >3 years in a disadvantaged community" capitalist comes up with next.
limiting public health messaging and reducing the data collection that informs good decisions
OH WHAT A FUCKING TRAGEDY
I WOULD JUST DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS IF THE REPUBLICANS DID THIS
not if the Democrats do it with COVID, though, uwu
It's so weird how hexbear posts that are relevant to my immediate situation keep showing up. I just got off the phone with animal control regarding the buddy I found when I got back from a trip (rest in peace boo boo).
There's something fucky about the way they're describing how the whole bat encounter went down. They trapped the poor thing and called all the relevant parties AND had been through this before but didn't submit the bat for rabies testing? Thats how you actually know if you need to get that $600 shot, if no test can be performed youre supposed to err on the side of caution. Even then you only need to worry if you touched the guy directly. Regardless, something doesn't add up here. Obvi the point about healthcare costs still stand but it really sounds like most of this story is fabricated for a quick liberal wank.
i think if I knew i weren't scratched by a bat i probably wouldn't pay 600 dollars for a shot i didn't need
rabies is serious but this is the viral equivalent of "that fentanyl can kill you if you look at it"
Is this a modern remake of Vampire's Kiss now New York is unaffordable and publishing is dead?
It would be really cool if the entire staff of The NYT thought they were vampires and lost their minds
After all, they already know their alphabets
Trying to warn the editors that the allegations against Palestinians in the latest explosive piece are bullshit...
ShowNYT board discovers Shapiro won't be VP:
ShowAhhh, this is why I love Hexbear
So many people who understand the good things in life
Communism, Nicolas Cage movies, jokes about pee-pee and poo-poo
Just
- Showbut the alternative is US healthcare system, what to do
In reality, bats contract rabies far less than other animals. Less than 1/2 of 1% of all bats may contract the disease. batworld.org/rabies-info
Though it was still dark, the thick flapping was unmistakably the sound of Earth’s only flying mammal.
Didn't read much past that. Bats are very, very quiet when they fly, as they use echo-location to navigate.
Probably still a good idea to get a rabies shot if you're bitten or scratched by any wild animal, I'd rather not take a 1/200 chance of dying from an untreatable disease
Not saying you shouldn't, just trying to spread some awareness. People should think of bats more like raccoons or owls, not rattlesnakes or black widows.
But on the other hand, would you play Russian Roulette with a 200 chamber revolver? One trigger pull, if you don't die you win $600.
It was subtle in the beginning. Heightened awareness. Aversion to sun. A distaste for garlic. But ever since that fateful run in with the bat, I’ve felt more…powerful. Over the course of the last week, I’ve gained access to powers most unnatural. Most occult. The principle of which being my newfound ability to take flight upon leathery wings as a bat. Now, I use my newfound powers to harass the bootlickers of the oppressive system that had impoverished me in a previous life. Wherever there’s an opinion piece on how we should be grateful that our healthcare insurance overlords deign to give us anything at all after paying them, I’ll be there, wings and fangs out. For I am…COMRADE DRACULA
COMING THIS SUMMER TO SELECT THEATERS.
The $600 the author describes is just the copay, which for me was only $250, so they actually might end up owing way more than me.
I knew an ancap whose solution to this problem was deregulating medical systems and allowing anyone to prescribe themselves whatever medication they wanted.
I mean shit, it worked in 1850, probably fine now. One of my favorite things about newspapers from that time are ads for stuff like "CONSTITUTION WATER -- CURES YOUR DIABETES"
What could possibly go wrong with “I had a headache so I took antibiotics”
I've caught 2 bats in my house and released them, didn't waste time keeping them for testing or getting a rabies shot because I used a paper towel to hold them each time
Guess I'm just built different
At least 2 in 5 Americans wouldn’t be able to pay out of pocket for the copay of that rabies shot. But please, go on about how great this political economy is for everyone.
I thought the text was a perfectly written NYT esque shit post