Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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      3 months ago

      Let me attempt to translate to the language of your people. "Oi whats da madder with yer' gammers m8? Yew got a loicense for doz tastebuds?"

    • yuritopia [any]
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      3 months ago

      This probably the most embarrassing comment I've ever read here. I can only assume that you are currently dying of shame right now.

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    • Outdoor_Catgirl [she/her, they/them]
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      3 months ago

      Damn, you don't even recognize your own language when it isn't in received pronunciation dialect? You must be fantastically stupid.

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    • Hexboare [they/them]
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      3 months ago

      'Awright, me ol' mucker! I ain't got the foggiest bleedin' clue wot you're bangin' on about! Proper sorry, but I'm as British as jellied eels an' a pint o' bitter, I am. If you want me to sort ya out, you'll 'ave to natter in proper English, right? None o' that foreign gobblederemoved, or we're in a right two 'n eight, ain't we?'

    • RomCom1989 [he/him, any]
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      3 months ago

      LMAO

      What,got a douche tea infusion up your ass,Mr Gammon?

      Fuck right off with this snobbish language elitism you seasoning averse,wannabe aristocrat,island living fuck.

      Your fucking "lAnGuAgE" doesn't deserve a lick of respect,Mr "I'm so fucking superior because I was born in the delusional ruined remnants of an empire of evil".

      The fucking gall on this one,to turn up their fucking pig snout nose at AAVE as if it's some crime against god and their beautiful pristine language! I hope that when you die,they bury you right next to Maggie so you can both nourish yourselves with warm piss for an eternity in hell, you worthless goddamn Anglo!

      Go slobber all over your precious fucking kings genitals or whatever it is you do for a national pastime in that rain soaked shithole you live in.

    • weeen [any, any]
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      3 months ago

      You people are proof that the western century of humiliation has already started in this country tory ukkk

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    • Awoo [she/her]
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      3 months ago

      Holy shit mate why are you such a fucking dickhead? You sound like the kind of dumbass that would've participated in the fascist riots

      Stop embarrassing the country by being such a racist fucking lampshade lad

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        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          My friend dropped acid at Skrattfest and hasn't been the same since.

    • heggs_bayer [none/use name]
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      3 months ago

      The only real English language is American English. British English is a pathetic shadow.

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      • Saeculum [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 months ago

        I'll acknowledge Imperial Standard English as the true branch when I'm six feet under, rotted a hundred years and not before.

    • Barx [none/use name]
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      3 months ago

      horifically

      Butchering the Queen's English, are we? Please report for remedial condescending primary school.

    • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]
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      3 months ago

      you need to speak american to talk to me, i cant understand what a english is yet i can still read all your words