I started another struggle session while on the shitter at work :(

  • gueybana [any]
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    25 days ago

    You are a sex haver?

    I’m going to need you to step out of the posting booth for a sec, sir

      • TheDoctor [they/them]
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        25 days ago

        At its best, the volcel police act as a way for the community to crowdsource the anti-kreep aktion while allowing people to save face and grow from minor infractions. It’s a self-policing mechanism that I’d say is good for a site that everyone knows has minors on it.

        • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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          25 days ago

          Show

          The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

          نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

          volcel-police

      • gueybana [any]
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        25 days ago

        I think the puritanical views on sex, disguised as gender affirmation or feminism are probably worse than just jokes about not having sex

          • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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            25 days ago

            Show

            The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

            نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

            volcel-police

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    25 days ago

    Anyone who has the wherewithal to know they should be banned does not deserve to be banned, in my opinion

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    25 days ago

    You are a poster and banning you would reduce the number of posting, which is counter-revolutionary. Fight me!

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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    25 days ago

    One struggle session? That's good, but those are rookie numbers in this racket. You need to pump those numbers up. Take a second shit break tomorrow.

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    25 days ago

    Listen, I'm going through a terrible time personally rn, I need some stupid drama to distract me

    You're offering a public service – thank you

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    25 days ago

    The thread got locked before I could say my piece, damn.

    I mean I didn't have much to say anyways, like I could've definitely filled multiple paragraphs with all my reflections and nuances, but I also could've just written the gist in one sentence.

    • AmericaHaterSexHaver [any, any]
      hexagon
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      25 days ago

      Tbf i didnt realize the original post was about some misofynist i just keep seeinf the screenshot used by double venus symbol people on twitter for things that really dont warrant a " kay why ess"

  • trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml
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    25 days ago

    Increase your fiber and water intake, it will reduce shitter struggle sessions. You should make sure your struggle sessions happen on the production line to unionize or even collectivize your workplace.