Mole Hole: The narrow entrances where Viet Cong could barely squeeze through often blocked Americans.
Amerifats owned.
Oh shit being a short guy, I could be a pretty good subterranean freedom fighter if I lost like 45 lbs.
The history books will speak in great detail of the grand importance of Minecraft as a guerilla operations training tool in the long protracted people's war that is soon to come
The Viet Cong did NOT fuck around.
I'm pretty sure this shit would still kill a ton of modern Navy Seals, much less run-of-the-mill grunts.
Thank god vietnam won. They deserved to for many reasons, but holy shit this elaborate system the Vietcong developed/were forced into is reason enough
I don't particularly believe in afterlife concepts, but when Henry Kissinger finally eats it I hope he spends a metaphysical eternity getting pwned in every single one of these traps on loop
Like the backrooms but it's just an eternal loop of randomly generated vietcong tunnels, except he doesn't die, he just gets more and more fucked up by the traps
And if his broken form lingers too long in any one place, the gas seeps in
lmao did the viet kong actually have tunnel systems this elaborate? This has Osama bin Laden bunker energy to me.
Way more elaborate than this, the Cu Chi tunnel system was something like 75mi long
Don't tell the Volcel vanguard that I just invited all the chapo dot chat posters into my cu chi tunnel please
"Deep underground wells were used because the chemicals the Americans sprayed above ground could not contaminate the water."
Fuck that's a horrifying sentence.
When I die bury me
inside the Gucci storebeneath the punji pit
Canines confirmed to be (literal) running dogs of American imperialism.
Snakes and scorpions confirmed comrades.
I'm at the cinema
I'm at the tunnel
I'm at the combination cinema tunnel
ATLA would be so much better if Aang's decision to spare Ozai resulted in a fascist coup against Zuko, and then the entirety of season 4 is the Gaang fighting against fire nation imperialists from a dark, cramped tunnel, scared and alone in the Earth. Just a gritty Come and See-esque exploration of the psychological toll of war, starring a cast of formerly light-hearted cartoon characters.
It probably wouldn't be that bad for Earth Benders.
I'm writing this fanfic.
