Obesity increases risk of Covid-19 death by 48%, study finds. We hope that all our comrades stay safe during this time. May the RONA accept our sacrifice of the DAMN CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSE!
I will be absolutely fucking SHOCKED if Biden doesn’t have Covid.
One Upbear= One Covid particle Trump breathed directly into Biden’s maw during the debate
Dont give me hope like this. I swear to god theyre both gonna go into hiding and 2 weeks from now theyll pop out at tell us that we just got punkd
welcome to our new potus reality show, Punkds of The Union!
Coughing right into your hand over and over again to own the coronavirus
pence, hearing the words GODLIKE echo from the other room, ceases his daily meditation on celibacy to check and see if the rapture has come...
If this takes out fucking Pelosi I’ll lose my mind in the best way possible
Lol, rachel maddow's already posting about how she hopes he gets better.
I would like to give my full, unbridled support to COVID in this trying time.
In the immortal words of the great Joseph Robinette Biden Jr, inshallah.
There were together recently spraying each other with particles.
Did they approach each other any closer than their respective podiums?
my fellow chapos and chapettes im 26, and im going out with this girl. we've been on a few dates already, but we havent kissed just yet.. this is the first time i've ever dated anyone, or ever been close to having a relationship with someone else, and i dont want to blow it. but i dont know how i feel about this girl. i dont dislike her, mind you - we talk a lot when we're together and we always have a good time. however, i'm not sure how interesting she is to me, which is strange because we've got a lot in common. i think years of social isolation has reduced my emotions to smithereens
It can be very intimidating to just go for a kiss if you are not sure if the advance is wanted. Good way to test the water is to get physically close to her by - for example - watching some movie and sitting on a couch or laying in bed together. Maybe ever so slightly touch her leg with your leg and see how it feels for you and if she breaks the contact or keeps her legs where they are or even gets closer to you on her own. In my limited experience this can give you a pretty good idea if she is physically into you or not.
What are the chances Trump faked covid to get the fact that Melania is on the other side in the War on Christmas out of the news cycle?
100% this is a psyop to protect the sanctity of the war for Christmas
That, and to "prove" that it ain't dangerous. Gonna do the Boris Johnson bit for a while, praise the healthcare workers, maybe even play humble, then, go right back to trying to send people back out into the plague mines again.
What is the most jokerfied option?
Biden and Trump both get seriously ill, but recover well. Only Chris Wallace dies.
Or
Mike Pence becomes president. Offers Joe Biden the VP slot, Biden takes it as a "unity ticket".
Melania dies, Trump marries Ivanka, religious right cheer
He ain't gonna die, he's got Kissinger energy.
That being said, the Donald, the.
