Instructions unclear, got shitfaced at a county fair and started yelling at carnies for keeping goldfish in tiny bowls and giving out what is essentially a 17-inch carp species that lives for 45 years to small children as prizes when instead of being allowed to flourish into the gravel-dredging pond monsters that they truly are, they are instead forced experience a slow, agonizing death as their internal organs outgrow their skeletal structures due to cramped conditions and poor water filtration