These headlines keep getting worse for him while still downplaying it. Next is going to be "President in light coma, full recovery expected soon." I want to believe!
When I went to school at CU Ralphie the Buffalo got sick. Over a few weeks it went from "He's young for a Buffalo, he'll be fine" to "He lived a pretty long life for a Buffalo."
Damn I'll bet CU was wonderful. A few years ago UT's longhorn Bevo got so sick that they sent him 100 miles to Texas A&M, a rival school who still brags about kidnapping Bevo and branding him in 1916. Needless to say he passed away.
These headlines keep getting worse for him while still downplaying it. Next is going to be "President in light coma, full recovery expected soon." I want to believe!
Trump takes temporary break from realm of living, expected to return soon
Maybe they'll finally report on Juche necromancy
i think this is part of the antichrist mythology? he dies and comes back to life after 3.5 years of tribulation or something.
You're joking here but if he dies right now Qanon will literally become a religion focused on Trumps resurrection.
When I went to school at CU Ralphie the Buffalo got sick. Over a few weeks it went from "He's young for a Buffalo, he'll be fine" to "He lived a pretty long life for a Buffalo."
Damn I'll bet CU was wonderful. A few years ago UT's longhorn Bevo got so sick that they sent him 100 miles to Texas A&M, a rival school who still brags about kidnapping Bevo and branding him in 1916. Needless to say he passed away.