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EDIT: Context is that the Savior of Humanity just lost access and revenue in Brazil and is totally not mad about that see see balls on head see see dril 🌽

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Holy shit he's so. fucking. EPIC.

    All his wives left him and his kids hate him because he's just that cool. Suck on it loony leftoids.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      1 month ago

      I remember when he first married Grimes and reddit-logo cultists were worried that "the female quark might distract him from the mission and delay humans from becoming an interplanetary species(tm)." wojak-nooo

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 month ago

          He won't be satisfied with a robot waifu until and unless he can be convinced that the robot waifu can suffer and that he can inflict suffering upon it. He's a leaky bucket that continually drains anyone around him and he wants an infinite font of such energy to keep draining.

      • gueybana [any]
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        1 month ago

        humans from becoming an interplanetary species(tm).

        Lmao these nerds think we can be an interplanetary species when our reliance on petrol means we can barely even be an intraplanetary species

        • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          If we could terraform Mars, it would be easier to teraform Earth. All our stuff is here. There's an atmosphere and water. Temperatures don't fluctuate between -30°F and 125°F based on what time it is. We don't have giant ass dust storms that black out the sun. You don't get skin cancer from standing outside for half an hour. Most importantly, there isn't a five year travel distance between travel routes across a void.

          It's easier to imagine the death of the world than the end of capitalism.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 month ago

          "We'll figure it out when we get there" frontier brain often covers for the massive gaps in their big feverish plans.

          They expect King Bazinga who can't even stop clowning up his own flagship ZYBERTRUKKK to be the one to "figure it out when we get there" too. to-the-moon

          • gueybana [any]
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            edit-2
            1 month ago

            We’ll just figure out an alternative to the pillar of modern civilization on the fly

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
              hexagon
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              1 month ago

              "Necessity is the mother of invention!" so-true

              marx-hi

              "NOT LIKE THAT!" wojak-nooo

  • EstraDoll [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    53 years old and he acts like he's 13. god i couldn't imagine being that age for that long

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      I have biological relatives that are like that. They never stopped chasing the dragon, so to speak. It was stupid and lame to care about things when they were kids watching South Park in the 90s, and decades later their entire political core is rejecting caring about anything and reacting negatively against anyone that cares too much and being as irreverent and obnoxious as possible because they see that as being young and subversive, even now.

      Yep, they're my-hero stans.

  • newmou [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I think this is the dumbest thing I’ve actually ever seen

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      Imagine, just imagine, if the "light of consciousness" brought to the stars was this extremely divorced manchild. kombucha-disgust

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    E~L~O~N, you were in your 20s when Harry Potter was first published. You don't even have the muh nostalgia excuse.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
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        1 month ago

        If I was a cringe billionaire techbro I'd at the very least be stomping around in some mecha death machine while screaming "TROGDOOOOOOOOOOR!"

  • heggs_bayer [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    I suppose behaving like a 13 year old is a less harmful way for a billionaire to stay youthfull than getting regular blood transfusions from blood boys multiple decades younger than him.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      I highly doubt my-hero is skipping on that stuff. It's in vogue with lord-bezos-amused as well as a certain vampire that just popularized the practice. At the least he's binging HGH and the like.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 month ago

          While Musk said he doesn’t drink and doesn’t “know how to smoke pot,” he didn’t specify whether he was talking about ketamine or another substance when he said he is “almost always” sober while posting late at night.

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          • Cammy [she/her]
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            1 month ago

            Repressed Memory Unlocked!

            I got into a debate on the sub Late Stage Capitalism with someone who said that Tesla workers should be subject to drug screenings even if they get high on their off hours.

            I told them that it's bullshit that the ceo can use drugs openly while enforcing rules that he can't follow.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
              hexagon
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              1 month ago

              I got into a debate on the sub Late Stage Capitalism with someone who said that Tesla workers should be subject to drug screenings even if they get high on their off hours.

              I told them that it's bullshit that the ceo can use drugs openly while enforcing rules that he can't follow.

              What did that bazinga say to that? Was that place infested with "ELO~N can actually save us all so not all capitalists are bad actually" bullshit?

              • Cammy [she/her]
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                1 month ago

                They told me that as the owner of the company he's not going to need to be tested for pot because it isn't his job.

                I didn't have a rebuttal at the time, but I didn't like his condescension, so I called him an asshole.

                • UlyssesT [he/him]
                  hexagon
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                  1 month ago

                  They told me that as the owner of the company he's not going to need to be tested for pot because it isn't his job.

                  "Milord doesn't abide by the rules of the serfs. I feel very free." you-are-a-serf

          • fox [comrade/them]
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            1 month ago

            How the fuck is it easier to score K than find a weed dealer lmao

        • Cammy [she/her]
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          1 month ago

          If Ketamine kills him, they'll crack down on it pretty hard for a long time. Then again, Ketamine would, pound for pound, cause the most euphoric high for everyone on the planet.

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
            hexagon
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            1 month ago

            Then again, Ketamine would, pound for pound, cause the most euphoric high for everyone on the planet.

            It doesn't seem to be doing anything to improve his ability to get along with others or to relent in his abusiveness toward them, that's for sure.

            • Cammy [she/her]
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              1 month ago

              I just meant if he somehow od'd off Ketamine then ketamine would make the world happy for a few milligrams.

              • UlyssesT [he/him]
                hexagon
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                1 month ago

                I have strong feelings about what you just said. illegal-to-say

                • Cammy [she/her]
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                  1 month ago

                  You can blame the strong feelings on Ketamine headpat

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 month ago

          There's a bit of poetry to the fact that a lot of the benefits of billionaire blood transfusions can be done a lot cheaper and with a lot less fuss...

          ... by donating blood.

          I'm not kidding. There's a poetry to that; a lot of the health benefits that techbro vampirism can claim are also known side benefits of giving blood from time to time.

          • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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            1 month ago

            Damn really? Im on a kick with this stuff right now, where can I learn more about it? I don't mind getting into the nitty gritty of factors and cytokines

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
              hexagon
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              1 month ago

              I'm no doctor, but this is a start. One verifiable fact is that iron buildup can be a serious problem for adult men that can cause a lot of systemic issues, and there's no other easy way to reduce iron buildup.

              https://www.rasmussen.edu/degrees/health-sciences/blog/surprising-health-benefits-of-donating-blood/

              • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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                1 month ago

                Hemochromatosis is a disease that causes an iron overload and is labeled as the most common genetic disease among Caucasians

                Tfw when all that norse men of iron stuff turns out to have drawbacks

                • UlyssesT [he/him]
                  hexagon
                  ·
                  1 month ago

                  Tfw when all that norse men of iron stuff turns out to have drawbacks

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      • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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        1 month ago

        Blood transfusions were popularised earlier, idk when that exactly started but i read about pope and some Br*tish aristos getting that in early 2000's

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
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    1 month ago

    “there are now a Brazilian less people on Twitter”

    kelly

  • Alisu [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    He is a saviour, he got Brasil free from Twitter, it's one of the best things possible