What's your name
Thanks for asking! Kamala "Donald Trump Sucks" Harris sly wink. Phew, saving the world one coffee at a time is hard! okFor the next 72 hours my name is "Jinping" when asked for my name at Starbucks! With a smile and a wink! "Do Something" however small.
Live harm reduction now: watch as I girlboss meme my name at a coffee shop that squashes unionization attempts in order to shovel their child slave coffee down liberal throats at maximum profit margins.
me after buying my $8 frappe mocha latte with oat milk made with beans harvested by brown slave kids
Other than being annoying clown, supporting genocide, and being an insufferable jackass?
Probably making star bucks workers workdays ever so slightly worse.
being annoying clown, supporting genocide, and being an insufferable jackass
Yes I am a democrat how did you notice
being annoying clown, supporting genocide, and being an insufferable jackass
I immediately thought of Jarvell Morris Green and the rest of the DNC ear pluggers
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A lot has been typed about liberal activism being unable to see anything past consumerism but Jesus lol
My partner mainly uses the name Unionize when they get their Starbucks order. I am kinda annoyed that they still go but I do also think that's quite funny knowing about the Starbucks unionization fight
They don't ever get coffee they get pink drink or whatever but you are not wrong
Probably not that hard to make at home too if you have a blender
Many people don’t have the means/knowledge/time to make a homemade Frappuccino, nor own an espresso machine. But yea if someone is paying $8 to wait 20 mins for a normal-ass filter coffee, they’re really lost.
Pro tip: look up Frappuccino recipes online if you don’t wanna pay the money. The reason many attempts seem off is because people don’t add an emulsifier. It will thicken up the drink and keep it from separating. A really tiny amount of xanthan gum is all it takes. I’m not sure what emulsifier(s) are in the proprietary Starbucks Frappuccino base powder, but it’s close enough.
I will be voting for Kamala now. This is what did it for me.
For the next 72 hours my name is "Kdolf Hitler" when asked for my name at Starbucks! With a smile and a wink! "Do Something" however small.
You're all failing horribly at bullying the libs if this doesn't embarrass them
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my basket of deplorables. focused. flourishing.
"Mom, Dad... I'm going to Starbucks to do an activism. Do you want me to get you anything?"
