Even "Starlink" has a Le Epic X clumsily slapped on its logo. cringe

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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    14 days ago

    Guyyys it's a completely distinct legal entityyyy. Come onnnn. You're supposed to pretend it's not meee. it's the rules...!

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      14 days ago

      "I put le Epic X on everything... they're legally distinct le Epic Xes." my-hero

  • Thallo [love/loves]
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    14 days ago

    Elon fucking around:

    We'll coup who we want, get over it smuglord

    Elon finding out:

    There's no legal basis for this! wojak-nooo

  • MF_COOM [he/him]
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    14 days ago

    Show

    In case anyone is wondering how the ownership of these completely different shareholders break down: (Founder's Fund is Thiel btw) https://en.as.com/latest_news/who-are-the-biggest-investors-in-spacex-how-much-is-the-company-worth-today-n/

    (Also Moraes =/= Morales)

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      14 days ago

      (Also Moraes =/= Morales)

      FUCK. I'll fix that immediately. Mad respect to him for living rent-free in King Bazinga's head.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      14 days ago

      sicko-peepin Brazilians using VPNs to visit Le Epic X just to watch King Bazinga cope, mald, and seethe

      • Alisu [they/them]
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        13 days ago

        No need for such hassle, Hexbear has all the necessary cope, mald, and seethe from him readily available

  • gueybana [any]
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    14 days ago

    BRO WHAT THD FUCK IS X ARE YOU TWELVE?

  • VILenin [he/him]M
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    14 days ago

    Fun fact: Moraes has cited laws that Starlink has broken, most notably defying a court order and continuing to provide access to Melon Husk’s Nazi shithole after it was banned, a flagrant violation of Brazilian law that Nazi Jesus himself bragged about on said Nazi shithole.

    Amazing how quickly he switched gears from “fuck Brazil I’ll do whatever I want” to “we’re just a poor widdle company we never broke any laws 👉👈”

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    14 days ago

    Amazing how Moraes, who was nominated to the Supreme Court by Temer after Dilma's coup, have been more based that any of rhe judges nominated by Lula or Dilma.

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    14 days ago

    The thumbnail made him look like Londo from Babylon 5 which is pretty funny.

  • Hexboare [they/them]
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    14 days ago

    the judge cannot even cite a law that Starlink has broken

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_law

    Nooo I can't bamboozle judges with black letter adherence to statutes while openly circumventing it