Some Of You Guys Are Alright, Don't Go to NYC Tomorrow
I like all of you, so don't go to NYC tomorrow.
Or ever, because honestly NYC is awful and I hate it. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, so please don't go, there are lots of other great places to go instead.
"Becoming eerily cogent he went on to add, 'I mean, Bush proved there's no better way to drum up support for an awful incumbent and an unjust war in one, well two, swift strokes'"
Truly a historic, consequential presidency. He would be only the first or second sitting president to do 9/11
I accidentally nine elevened. Nined an eleven? I did a 9/11 (just one).
No Joe, you gotta do more. 10/7 was like fifteen 9/11s, the bar is raised.
Hmm, let's do some maths
3000 x 15 = 45,000
Welp, uh, let's see this coming...
spoiler
9/11, today same day, happen in 2001