• the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    were these beers purchased during happy hour or are we paying full price?

    is there a discount on our main course for ordering so many beers?

    if we had shared some of the beers with the ninjas, could this violence have been averted?

    • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      were these beers purchased during happy hour or are we paying full price?

      for full price, turn to page 78. for happy hour, turn to page 41.

      is there a discount on our main course for ordering so many beers?

      haha miss this is a chilis

      if we had shared some of the beers with the ninjas, could this violence have been averted?

      to be a wuss and not fight the ninjas, turn to page 69. for violence, page 420.

        • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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          2 months ago

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          The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

          نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

          volcel-police

  • UlyssesT
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    3 days ago

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  • Ildsaye [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    While ninjas aren't necessarily revolutionary in their motives, I critically support their anti-imperialist position on kidnapping the president. I hope the ninjas embarrass every usian Bad Dude as irrecoverably as Venezuela keeps doing to the regime change guys