cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/5726464
He's responding to a shit ton of anti-zionist twitter accounts through his instagram stories and throwing a tantrum about them. Go to r/h3snark to see more of them
you know, when i was a younger, worse person living a different gender, i ran into a skit he did with uhh, filthy frank i think? and i thought it was funny
he did like, two more okay videos with kinda funny concepts before pivoting to a drama guy, fucking boring. i couldn't invest myself in youtuber drama. Then that inane fucking podcast
i realized he sucked pretty early, i just kept hoping maybe the bad take machine would do some funny stuff a bit more, but nah that idiot knows how his bread is buttered and it's not being funny or interesting, but being an incredibly deranged unselfaware narcissist so whatever
By the way, his crusade against mean tankies started because he honest belived that 9/11 happen because Bin laden was jelous of the USA
And then he started attacking everyone including hasan for being mean to him
By the way, his crusade against mean tankies started because he honest belived that 9/11 happen because Bin laden was jelous of the USA
Imagine being so Burgerbrained that you take Dubya's speeches at face value.
Right now he's using his extremely parasocial audience to crowdsource "tankies were mean to me on twitter" stories
How many scratches can that "influencer"
take before giving actual marching orders to his loyal followers? 
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He thinks of himself as a comedian BTW. Just recycling the Boomer "lazy basement dwelling kids" griping unironically. If he weren't such a fan of killing Palestinian kids it would be pitiable.
So despite being such pathetic losers, he admits that we still own zionists and capitalists.
Damn, what does that say about them
This is so fucking heartbreaking to me. I actually discovered hasan through leftovers. I am a long time h3 fan and even kept watching the show through the past year. Frankly, he rarely talks politics since leftovers ended and he got off twitter, and it was still a fun watch. And he still dunks on chuds pretty often and doesnt stand for any transphobia.
But now we are back onto this stupid cycle where he goes online and finds people to be angry about. And now he is calling them all tankies, ofc he has no clue about socialism at all and is probably going to lose all shreds of the "good capitalist" he thinks him and his wife are.
I think this was kicked off by a sneako fan harassing him in beverly hills last week. That guy was a dumbass clout chasing loser and an anti semite. Ethan "owned" him in a "debate" earlier this week and i think now feels moral superiority over anyone that used the term zionist.
Ill watch their show today and i really hope we see dan push back more then he usually does. He must know that ethan is out of his element with this new anti-tanky arc. but, when he gets these pre conceivied notions he usually digs in. Its pretty cringe
"Laziest, unemployed, softest losers" says 39 year old whose entire life revolves around internet drama
And his crew does pretty much all the labor to make his show run, while he contributes nothing to the conversation and Hila barely says a word all episode. Why is Hila even there? I'm not saying this because I even like the people that actually make the show. But, that crew could all leave, make their own show on internet drama, and be successful.
Once again liberals try to fit tankies in the 4chan basement dweller box. 5 pound cheese puffs, mountain dew, and hentai? Come on, you've never even met a tankie. We eat MICROWAVED REFRIED BEANS, SLAM ENERGY DRINKS, AND ENJOY FURRY PORN. GET IT FUCKING STRAIGHT LOSER.
Using the ridges on the refried bean log to gauge portion size gang
accusations against me:
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lazy
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unemployed
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soft (i took E for this, smh hes right)
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drinks mountain dew
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hentai dating sim
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5 pound jug of cheese puffs
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bigot
the accuser:
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Capitalism's strongest soldier here being the one who owns no capital and produces no value. Some kinda projection about him realizing he is useless to society
I mean, he sucks but he quite literally own capital with the podcast and all that, and it does make money obviously. It isn't a very significant amount, akin to a small business tyrant, but let's be real here.
I dunno, I refuse to accept a podcast as capital. I'd have to read more theory but that is just straight up a scam or something. Like, news papers own news printers. YouTube owns serves. A website is a product on someone else's capital. I feel like it woud count as something diffrnet.
If you're talking about "revolutionary suicide", it's a reference to Huey Newton. IIRC it means accepting that fighting against the Great Satan guarantees that the revolutionary will die, but fighting it anyway because it's the only way to make a better world.
Love to see "unemployed" used as a slur. Really shows off the ideology pretty easily!
Esp since his career started from reacting to other people's content for money.
Like my guy, you're famous because you watched a video of some guy named "Joey Salads", who pisses in his own mouth, do some cringe pranks. How fuckin productive do you think you were?
- Primarily makes reaction videos
- Historically does not research topics before speaking on them
- Stopped making creative content on his main channel once the podcast was lucrative
- Mistreats employees (caught on hot mic doing so)
- Can't handle criticism
Also, not that this is even a negative thing on its own, but it's bold of someone who struggles with weight and is an unhealthy food enjoyer to shame someone for food they buy. It's a complete non-issue and not reflective of someone's character, but of course, Ethan has to find any angle to attack someone he feels threatened by
He apparently does not talk about how he lost all the weight that he lost, but it's pretty clear the subtext is he used something like Ozempic.
Now, I think that's great. Ozempic is doing wonders for people I know, and I support his use of it, but it's also very clear that he believes or has believed in the past that it is a form of cheating. It's also entirely possible that he believes he'll be accused of cheating. He is so critical of other people's weight that, too then openly admit his struggle with weight loss and the necessity of something like Ozempic would make him look like a total ass, unless he also acknowledged and apologized for all of the hateful things he said about overweight people in the past.
I don't think that's very on-brand for him though, so we won't see that any time soon.
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