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Just peel the entire side panel off with a screwdriver. Already being done for break-ins.
It's not zombies they're afraid if they're just insane racist suburbanites who thinks mobs will try to kill them.
Well it's a lot more likely they'll be swarmed by antifa than first responders.
We've known for over 60 years now with the invention of crumple zones that making every part of the car as strong as possible is not always the safest design, but then again the Cybertruck doesn't have any of those either.
A computer game, in the previous century, said that
had designed the perfect vehicle (in blocky-ass Apple II era graphics), and he never let that go. That design became the ZYBERTRUKKK mandate.I'd like to know how the team of engineers who had to head this project felt about how shit of a design it is.
I love that the floor is the giant lithium ion battery. There's at least one case out of Texas where someone drove it into a ditch and the whole thing burned down.
Techbros and hubris go together like peanut butter and jelly. They have power fantasies about Le Epic Zombie Apocalypse but hitting a speedbump just a little too fast and
He did. I went looking for the article and found a second one where a cybertruck hit a fire hydrant and then lit on fire, taking an hour to extinguish: https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a62009993/tesla-cybertruck-fire-takes-more-than-hour-to-put-out/
Here's the fatal one: https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/report-cybertruck-crashes-catches-fire-driver-dead-houston-tx.21620/
"Your car is incredibly unsafe in an actual disaster"
"Yes but it is incredibly safe in an imaginary disaster!"If the apocalypse does happen, how do they plan to siphon batteries?
Imagine this guy giving an ultimatum of surrender to a fortified charging station.
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A few weeks ago, I saw a cyber truck three times that week. It was also a terrible week. Coincidence?
It was also a terrible week. Coincidence?
I saw two in one day after seeing absolutely none for the entire stretch of the year leading up to that point. I thought I was safe from the bazinga after moving to the opposite coast.
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I saw my first one in Canada recently. It was hitched up on a tow truck.
I see multiple every day. Each one wears me down continuously throughout the day
When i see them I laugh bc they look bad and I know the owner is putting themselves through a bunch of unnecessary bullshit bc they're a rich fool
I see multiple every day. Each one wears me down continuously throughout the day
I work in tech so I've encountered them too many times. Seems the guy that had one at least gave his back in the recall.
Car so shitty that it's hard to get rescued out of but easy enough for someone to break in...BAZINGA!
That tracks; one of the best insults I've ever seen slung at
was a guy that called him Apartheid Willy Wonka.
Its so cool that firemen would struggle to rescue you from this vehicle!!! I love that!!!
i say leave them in that thing. let them burn/drown/starve/etc. find the fresh air intake and fart into it. its their own fault for buying one of these things. Very very rarely are the occupants going to need a reason to keep whatever is out, out. Its going to be the opposite more oft than not - someone is going to have to try like the dickens to get the dumb fuck occupant(s) out. Nothing but solid, well thought out reasons for hindering this process.
No poor black people, ahem, I mean, ZOMBIES, are going to bust into MY truck
yeah i remember how fast "zombies" just became coded for either "starving city-dwellers i will have to murder as they pillage my vegetable garden" or just "black and brown people"
so much so that even south park made fun of this a decade ago
Perfect car to be cooked to death in after one of its signature spontaneous combustions traps you inside with no way for rescuers to reach you
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
"Still love the trukkk"
