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  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    It's not zombies they're afraid if they're just insane racist suburbanites who thinks mobs will try to kill them.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I love that the floor is the giant lithium ion battery. There's at least one case out of Texas where someone drove it into a ditch and the whole thing burned down.

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    • NuraShiny [any]
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      2 months ago

      I hope the owner was trapped in it and died.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        He did. I went looking for the article and found a second one where a cybertruck hit a fire hydrant and then lit on fire, taking an hour to extinguish: https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a62009993/tesla-cybertruck-fire-takes-more-than-hour-to-put-out/

        Here's the fatal one: https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/report-cybertruck-crashes-catches-fire-driver-dead-houston-tx.21620/

        • NuraShiny [any]
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          2 months ago

          Well, good for them! Blood offerings for their idol.

  • nightshade [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    We've known for over 60 years now with the invention of crumple zones that making every part of the car as strong as possible is not always the safest design, but then again the Cybertruck doesn't have any of those either.

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  • Redcuban1959 [any]
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    2 months ago

    That if you crash this shit you will probably die inside it lol

  • VapeNoir [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    zombies - not real

    firefighters trying to save your stupid ass - real

  • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    A few weeks ago, I saw a cyber truck three times that week. It was also a terrible week. Coincidence?

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      • VILenin [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        I see multiple every day. Each one wears me down continuously throughout the day

      • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        I work in tech so I've encountered them too many times. Seems the guy that had one at least gave his back in the recall.

  • REgon [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    "Your car is incredibly unsafe in an actual disaster"
    "Yes but it is incredibly safe in an imaginary disaster!"

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    i say leave them in that thing. let them burn/drown/starve/etc. find the fresh air intake and fart into it. its their own fault for buying one of these things. Very very rarely are the occupants going to need a reason to keep whatever is out, out. Its going to be the opposite more oft than not - someone is going to have to try like the dickens to get the dumb fuck occupant(s) out. Nothing but solid, well thought out reasons for hindering this process.

      • Des [she/her, they/them]
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        2 months ago

        yeah i remember how fast "zombies" just became coded for either "starving city-dwellers i will have to murder as they pillage my vegetable garden" or just "black and brown people"

        so much so that even south park made fun of this a decade ago

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  • VILenin [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Perfect car to be cooked to death in after one of its signature spontaneous combustions traps you inside with no way for rescuers to reach you