Surprisingly I think his latest three kids have a Punjabi grandfather on their mother's side (assuming he used her eggs, there's some discussion about whether he did or didn't)
HEY MUSK WHATS THE NUMBER ONE REASON MILLENNIALS AND ZOOMERS AREN'T HAVING KIDS.
I'LL SPELL IT OUT FOR YOUR DUMBASS: TAKING ALL THE MONEY FROM SOCIAL WELLFARE AND GIVING IT TO YOU FOR YOUR UGLY TRUCK
It's become my solemn duty to point and laugh every time I see a Cybertruck
There are too many here, but I still do it
Unless you actually need medicine
Then medicine is the best medicine
True. I guess the true order is Medicine is the best medicine. Probably followed by weed. Followed by laughter. Followed by hanging out with a dog. Followed by one of those forearm sized burritos from a taco truck.
This makes sense
I got sent home with acetaminophen and ibuprofen when I got my gallbladder removed
Thank God I had a bunch of edibles or I would have been in some serious pain
Those medicines really work best when combined with a whole routine that sometimes after a surgery you are just too tired to keep after rigorously. A strategic edible deployment can be a godsend to fill in that gap.
Don't forget all the money taken from a just and sustainable energy transition and given to him for his giant exploding rocket!
okay what if you buy my trucks and we return to feudalism for women only 
I can’t believe people will let a guy who disowned his kid over being trans (in no small part for teh lulz to get le interwebz approval) is the one lecturing people about kids.
She disowned him in part because he had a histrionic public meltdown when she came out, which included deadnaming her and saying "my son is dead."
Elons mum replying to a post by Elon about mistreating children
Is Elon trying to appeal to the generationalism redditors again? Doesn't he realize they've all decided he's not wholesome chungus le epic billionaire anymore?
You know when a car has a fucked up tire and it's wobbling and sometimes it wobbles too much and you'll think it's about to fly off but then it wobbles back on track and the crisis is averted for 2 minutes so you start to ignore the root of the problem again?
That tire is Elons brain wobbling on and off track trying to make it work and the last bolt with any threading left is rich guy drugs.
That's why Elon Musk's supported candidate vows to undo all of the neoliberal era's gutting of social services and to return taxation levels to what they were under FDR.
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" vibes
"How many layers of self-awareness are you on? I am like a little baby"
”can’t say 14 words any more because DEI”
