When he goes in to critical condition a cheeseburger is going to burst out of his chest like in Alien.
im not mad, im just disappointed.
but uh... are you gonna eat that ? :chonky-bear:
Of all the Trump boys, why'd it have to be chris, he barely has an effect on the admin.
Give me BARR
Of course the guy that doesn't matter any more is going to die
just uh.. gonna set these crabs over here... yknow.. in case i need em. for later.
Chris Christie's the Bobby Baccala of this administration. Been one of the nicest people to Trump's campaign, incredibly overweight, gets absolutely nothing for it and is regularly made miserable by Trump's actions.
I honestly kinda feel bad for him (yes, I probably shouldn't). He's just such a sad sack, and gets completely owned by Trump constantly.
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Chris Christie catching crispy lungs.
Vent him up cowards. That’ll disable him for months. He’ll “recover” but that will mean just getting wheeled into inpatient rehab for six to twelve weeks.
