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  • Cammy [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    Could he be an adult for five minutes? Who takes anyone like this seriously?

    • UlyssesT
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      9 days ago

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    • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      UK parliament has a "minister for leveling up" I know British politics is a work of self parody, but you have to understand all the ruling class's brains are cooked like Elon's is.

    • UlyssesT
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      9 days ago

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  • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]
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    1 month ago

    Trains, buses, and walkable spaces pal.

    But don't let facts get in the way of a big brain bideo game narrative from a car salesman

    • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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      1 month ago

      Maybe he'd get on board if it were Cyberbus or Cybertrain and they all ran on proprietary systems that needed to have their licenses renewed and the cost of renewal could be astronomically hi...

      I'm stepping away from the lathe now

      • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]
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        1 month ago

        "Just one more pod! Please I can solve traffic with one more pod, just one more pod, just a pod bro, give me your taxpayer money for the pod bro please"

        ~Melon musky, probably

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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      1 month ago

      I imagine they're the Gravel Institute adults, by now.

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    New bit: We get Americans to support public transportation if we called it "politically incorrect"

    "I'm sorry guys, I know this isn't the most politically correct solution so please don't cancel me, I hate to admit it too, but I think trains and buses are the best way to solve traffic. Oh, you guys are getting mad at me for daring to suggest alternatives to the car? See, I told you it wasn't politically correct"

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    A boss battle is literally an optional hardship taken up for fun and a little self-actualization, as a treat. The high beams of :projection: are blinding my eyes!