i finally watched the video footage. and i can't stop laughing. the memes are coming to life. we live in the dumbest timeline hahaha

NSFL video: https://twitter.com/Brittany3l/status/1315088762368667648

  • Bread_In_Baltimore [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The funny thing is that chud almost definitely went for the Pinkerton because he thought a young white guy wouldnt fight back. He wanted to fight the black dude but was scared of getting his ass kicked. He sees two white commie libtards and thinks "these soyboys will just run away and cry", not knowing that one is a fucking mercenary concealed carrying .

    • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Yeah, the pinkerton guy looked like the sort of stereotypical lefty kids at my old college: white guy, kinda longish hair but not really, skinny build. Fucking lol.

      • Bread_In_Baltimore [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        He legit looks like a latte liberal and the news guy looks like someone from a right wing soyboy meme. If they were in black bloc then he probably wouldn't have done anything but they were dressed like normies. He was definitely not expecting one to be carrying lmao. He probably thought he could slap a white libtard and walk away like a badass but instead he got 360 no scoped

      • anthm17 [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        generic clothes, sunglasses, g-shock watch facing in.

        contractor clothes.

        • nohaybanda [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Beau of the fifth column made that point. Apparently khakis, black button up shirt, sunglasses and neutral cap are like undercover merc uniform. You learn something new every day.

          Unless you get domed by a Pinkerton...

          PS fuck the goon as well, in case anyone is wondering

    • Vayeate [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      this would be more amusing if all the chuds on the internet weren't blaming it on violent antifa and liberals. it was very likely a fellow chud that shot another chud

    • buh [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      That pinkerton didn’t fuck about lol

      of course, otherwise he would have found out as well

  • poopbuttcummy [any]
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    4 years ago

    No sapience. Boomer only managed to live for thirteen seconds after trying to fight the black dude

  • Steve2 [any]
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    4 years ago

    Last words that entered his mind FC 9mm or whatever the fuck ammo the Pinkerton used.

      • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Holy shit "White on white crime. Nothing new. Nothing to see here" and then all the triggered chuds failing to get the joke and jumping on her for being racist towards whites by thereby playing right into her hands is just beautiful. Top tier posting.