it's a little known fact but the pilgrims got to the americas via golf cart
These people just own their own golf cart. How weird is that? They have like golf cart dealerships. There's golf cart maintenance shops.
a family friend once let me drive their golf cart around for funsies. i'm a really bad driver and accidentally ran it into a fence. it started making really strange sounds so i quickly drove it back and parked it. other people were using it that day too so i think someone else caught the blame. this is my contribution to white genocide
ha I was a caddy back in highschool. You could coast as fast as you wanted in neutral. And this was in Appalachia so the course was literally on mountainsides. The proshop was closed and I was flying down a hill looking for straggers. I flipped the cart, bent a wheel. and puttered back with the wheel going "SQUEEEE" the whole way.
I parked it in the cartbarn way in the back and when it rotated back out i was all "how'd that happen". did the same thing when I didn't set a parking brake and a cart coasted into someone's f450.
On my last day, I took the door off it's hinges and parked a golf cart in the middle of the proshop.
when the revolution comes again to Florida it'll be hilarious to see the Ken/Karen kart kavalry og the Villages
there shouldn't be golf carts anywhere, golf is reactionary
you're right tho
bourgeois activity that takes up an inordinate amount of space, water, and other resources
It's not bourgeois really. It can be, but where I'm from you turn up and pay a fiver for a bucket of balls. Take it to the range, borrow a club and have a smack around. I was shocked to be honest - my friend took me and I thought it was gonna be some country club arsehole type deal. I couldn't have been more wrong.
I also think the idea of something being wasteful isn't exactly fair. I mean, you could apply that logic to just about anything. And I say that as an anti lawn kinda person.
I think it's a good social sport for old people especially, and as a sport it has its place in the world.
As you say local conditions matter; in Scotland it's a game that evolved out of the natural terrain, in Dubai it's an ecological disaster justified with pure vanity.
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a white in the depths of a golf cart binge.
I would probably roll around in a scooty electric buggy if I could, to be honest.
OTOH, replacing all cars with electric “golf carts” would be an improvement
golf carts would defeat the purpose of cars, they are a completely useless vehicle and are only fit for traversing like a klick's worth of dirt/grass for lazy people
Yet another one of those posts that make me question my understanding of American culture. I'm like golf carts, what the fuck
This implies that someplace exists where there should be golf carts.
