My butt is public access because of what socialism did to my country

You have toyed with my heart for the last time, bird

How will I poop

So tragic to see the butt commons being enclosed.

i will explort from fart

I appeal the denied decision I require butt access

Justification: as my job as butt purveyor i require access to butts as legally mandated by the state in order to check if butts are up to code. To deny this request is to have a warrant placed for your butt to be taken from your possession and distributed to those in need of a butt.

Would you think of those in need? Having a butt is a privilege most cannot afford.

Show

aight

I would like access to 1 (one) butt, please. I really need to take a shit

Access. But Whole.

hole?

Joke's on you.

I brought one communal but you all have to share it.