sure it might kill you, but it might also give you seemingly superpowers
What if they're nice and just want to look at flowers?
Are they landing specifically in front of me? Or like, they landed somewhere?
Cause, honestly, I'd probably have to go to work still lol
They land in front of you and sorry they zapped your boss
"Hey aliens, welcome to earth, bathroom is the last door on the left, last one out hit the lights, I appreciate you zapping my shitty manager but I still kind of have to go to work, people depend on me. Uh, there's wine in the cupboard if you want any."
The same thing we do every night, you pinko, try to take over the world!
I sometimes fall asleep imagining scifi stories about aliens coming to earth and ending imperialism, i think I watched too much startrek
Wow, I do the exact same thing sometimes! Also watched allot of Star Trek. It's not ideal for me, because it's not a calm topic, but if I can't help thinking about these things anyway, might as well. How does it work for you? Any tips, what (else) to think about when falling asleep?
Most of the time I fall asleep reading, but i find it 'fun' to distract myself with thinking up the bones of an elaborate story about the future being brighter
I dont generally sleep well though, and I hate dreaming, sorry
Please help the socialists overthrow capitalism, the ruling class is going to attack you anyway.
I'd call them visitors not aliens. I feel like they'd appreciate it.
There's also a joke in Poland where US astronauts made a first landing on Mars and before they manage to come out aliens weld the hatch from outside because Poles were there first and taught them some practical industrial worker jokes.
Go to work. Hear about it when I check in with this website at 11pm via some 3rd degree meme that doesn't even specifically say what happened. Go to bed at a reasonable hour.
I'd start uncontrollably screeching at them "PLEASE HELP LAZER ZAP ALL BILLIONAIRES AND DESTROY THE US MILITARY PLEASE DO SOMETHING"
id prolly try to fuck one. plenty of people are gonna do it but only one person is going into the history books as the first
Death to America
Show them some yoyo tricks i half remember, they may not have yoyos from their part(s??) of the cosmos
