Obviously you gotta look out for any news, landing pages, texts, water cooler conversations, TV in general, electronics, opening your eyes, and the town crier but how long could you realistically go?

Assuming you don't go to your bunker in the woods I guess.

I'm gonna try, but my guess is Thursday when I discord with my friends. It'll come up, I'm sure.

  • Tom742 [any]
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    38 minutes ago

    Ironically I’ll most likely find out from hexbear. If y’all can keep quiet about it I think I could potentially go weeks. Hexbear is the only site I visit.

  • Owl [he/him]
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    4 hours ago

    I will be texted about it by three people the moment it's close to decided.

  • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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    11 hours ago

    I already know the winner is porky-happy

    But if i stayed offline? And made my gf not tell me? Probably a long time lol, but i want my slop Hoggers

  • SSJ3Marx [he/him]
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    8 hours ago

    My mom will probably text me one way or the other.

    It's possible my dad will too, but his will be a lot more hostile either way.

    If I turn off my phone I'll probably last until I have to walk to the grocery store, where I'll almost certainly overhear it from someone.

  • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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    9 hours ago

    Well I would need to turn off my phone because I get like 12 spam political texts every day and one usually beats the filter.

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    10 hours ago

    I basically watch with baited breath. I want to know who to laugh at.

    • Angel [any]
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      10 hours ago

      Unless we all collectively agree to keep it hidden 🤫🤫🤫🤫

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    10 hours ago

    Assuming you don't go to your bunker in the woods I guess.

    It's the first snow right now and my bunker's heater is on the fritz. : (

  • knightly [none/use any]
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    14 hours ago

    Negative 9 years, because the outcome of this current election has been obvious to me since the DNC started conspiring against Sanders and promoting Trump as an easy opponent for Clinton back in 2015.

  • ItalianMessiah [he/him]
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    14 hours ago

    If you live in a republican state, probably -2 hours since if it's even a bit close you'll be drafted into the new state militia and forced to fight federal troops.

    If you live in anywhere else, either 5 minutes or never depending on if you're asleep when the nuclear bombs go off.

      • danisth [he/him]
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        11 hours ago

        It’ll be somewhat drawn out, but by the next morning it’ll be fairly obvious who’s going to win. Recounts will be called for, accusations will be thrown and court cases will follow. It’ll be months before it’s official, and it will be so boring no one will really care.

  • whatdoiputhere12 [any, he/him]
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    14 hours ago

    Being a US puppet, Impossible unless you fuck off to the woods. Either hear about it on the radio or on one of these things that would show news time to time

    Show

    but most likely I’d hear about it Wednesday

    (my dumbass misread the post as non-usians, whoops)

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      12 hours ago

      Actually USians may not realize, but in a lot of non-US countries either who you work for is dependent on US trade or works directly with US clients. Either way US election results sometimes are a stronger indicator of layoffs than literally anything in the local economy. Sometimes USians get frustrated with other people following their presidential election, and trust me bro if it didn't affect me and my family I wouldn't care.