corn-man-khrush

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    11 days ago

    I'll be Gorbachev. I'll use the site funds to throw a pizza party and then bring in the lemmy.world mods to manage everything.

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    11 days ago

    You are laughing, Hexbear did a color revolution on itself for some reason and you are laughing you-think-this-is-funny

  • pooh [she/her, love/loves]
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    11 days ago

    Can I be the site’s Brezhnev? I wanna have sexy eyebrows and make out with Erich Honecker.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    11 days ago

    can i be posadas

    the aliens will bring us transgender liberation

  • Firstnamebunchofnumbers [none/use name]
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    11 days ago

    Can i be that guy that nobody likes but isnt dangerous or important enough to bother having them killed so i still get to eat the fancy food at the party meetings

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      10 days ago

      TheEfficientYetUnimportantBurocratGang

  • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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    11 days ago

    Truly bad posting, fuck corn.

    America, a land of such incredibly fertile land, is governed by this god forsaken crop. Hey, we could grow nutrient dense veggies, or grains, or literally anything we want. Shit, we have so mich land we could grow corn AND STILL have a diversified agriculture. But you still want your steak, you want burger…oh wait, you could still have it, Your fucking cows could be eating so much better, you could have kobe beef for all.

    But no, corn here, corn there, we can only have corn.

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    11 days ago

    Given my being relatively older than the vast majority of people here and my only skills are reciting early theory and doing basic Marxist analysis, drinking, and street fighting, I think that means I am Marx.

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    11 days ago

    Since I spend most of my time on the news megathread posting about missiles now, I guess that makes me Sergei Korolev. Hexbear space programme and ICBM design when?

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    11 days ago

    I'll be our Posadas. Nuke the site and we can all live in Beanis Bunkers