libbing-out maybe-later-honey maybe-later-kiddo so-true

  • Ferrous@lemmy.ml
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    4 hours ago

    In a world..

    Where a new bird flu has ravaged humanity, the last vestige of civilized humanity is a bunch of brunch liberals who took a cruise at an extraordinarily lucky time. How long till their cruise ship politics turns fascist?

  • Blockocheese [any]
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    6 hours ago

    You could save multiple people's lives in Gaza with that kind of money

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
    ·
    7 hours ago

    I heap a lot of contempt on people who completely miss the point of Starship Troopers, but that's nothing compared to the people whose take away from WALL-E is to dream of boarding The Axiom...

  • nohaybanda [he/him]
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    6 hours ago

    I hear the Red Sea is great this time of year.

    Completely unrelated, Ansarallah take my energy

    spirit-bomb

  • stigsbandit34z [they/them]
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    7 hours ago

    Struggling to find the words here

    So cruises, a microcosm of environmental destruction and consumerist excess, are offering an opportunity to escape the results of continued consumerism and environmental destruction

    Hmm

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    7 hours ago

    The good thing, though, is if disaster strikes the ship and the wine cave libs end up in a Gilligan's Island situation, they'll be dead in a couple weeks because none of them have any skills besides being professional managers. They're just gonna delegate foraging food to other people and establishing a pecking order (with surviving crew at the bottom, obviously) until they just get thrown into the ocean.

  • fox [comrade/them]
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    8 hours ago

    Imagine going on a cruise to escape politics but the only reason anyone is on the cruise is to also escape politics so you're surrounded by a bunch of Jeff Tiedrich mega fans for 4 years with no escape

    • someone [comrade/them, they/them]
      ·
      7 hours ago

      Imagine going on such a cruise with your ML reading group and scaring the fuck out of the liberal passengers who are unable to escape you.

  • Adkml [he/him]
    ·
    7 hours ago

    I would pay money for a liberal Webcam on that ship to watch libs melt down when they don't have wifi to watch Colbert after 36 hours.

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    8 hours ago

    party loses election

    console yourself with 4 year long cruise

    miss election

    party loses election

    console yourself with 4 year long cruise

    miss election…

  • HomoSexualTransStalinist [she/her]
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    edit-2
    8 hours ago

    Imagine going on this and coming back to find out that like Israel's been nuked and egypt has reformed itself into the neo-ayyubid sultanate somehow in the time you were gone

    • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      8 hours ago

      Let alone a 4-year cruise. Like, I have a feeling that the conditions on board may enthropy, due to capitalist mismanagement, to the point the cruise stay seems more like a nightmare... then again, no one's stopped falling for buying Tesla cars

      shrug-outta-hecks

      • cmhickman358 [he/him]
        ·
        8 hours ago

        It'll wind up as that flying party from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, where it terrorizes the outside world by occasionally stopping for wine and cheese raids

        • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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          edit-2
          7 hours ago

          Albania bunkers but they are overpriced food trucks and cabanas to absorb the waves of Party Libs hoxha-turt

      • SadArtemis [she/her]
        ·
        7 hours ago

        The people on the cruise will mostly deserve it, so I have no issues... all aboard! lea-happy woot woot

          • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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            edit-2
            7 hours ago

            Yeah, I know it from physics and chemistry. I was confused by your usage.

            Entropy is a noun, so you would say something like "these conditions would cause the entropy of the situation to increase" (although that sounds clunky).

            Edit: LMK if this is actually helping or if I'm just being a pedantic ass.

            • FunkyStuff [he/him]
              ·
              7 hours ago

              honestly if you wanna spontaneously just turn a word like entropy into a verb by putting an h in it, that should be allowed.

  • Big_Bob [any]
    ·
    7 hours ago

    I'm betting it will end up like Ghost Ship.

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