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  • Yukiko [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    Is it really asking too much for people to just...put whatever mix of condiments they want on their own sandwiches? Let's be real here, Heinz condiments are awful aside from their ketchup and none of them deserve to be on anything, especially their mayo and BBQ sauce.

  • Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 month ago

    "Created"

    Pretty sure the French were putting mustard in mayo at least a couple hundred years ago.

    • Pili [any, any]
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      1 month ago

      Yeah mustard, oil, and eggs have always been the main ingredients of mayonnaise, I don't get what that MayoMust is suppose to be. They just put more mustard than usual?

      • Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org
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        1 month ago

        I did some brief research and apparently it's kind of a regional and/or brand thing; some do, some don't. The Heinz one does -- in my region, at least. Regardless, they're just taking two products they already make, mixing them together and calling it innovation.

  • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    Colombia has had mostaneza (mostaza + mayonesa) in supermarkets for, like, ever

    American "innovation" is just cultural theft example #infinity

    • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      the name works so much better in Spanish too, American commercial English is an aural abomination

  • Josephine_Spiro [she/her, pup/pup's]
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    1 month ago

    I don't know if its just an autism thing but I dont understand why people like condiments. For me all of them taste bad and then add a shitty texture to a meal that makes me want to eat it less

    • Barx [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      All condiments or just the anglo ones? Things like toum or soy sauce are also condiments.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      I think I get the texture thing, I prefer strong flavored condiments where I can taste it without having to add so much that it makes a wet mess. This half mayo bullshit is the worst of both worlds.

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      I don't know if its just an autism thing but I dont understand why people like condiments.

      Maybe? Us neurospicy folks are not a monolith. We've got the autism hat trick in our house, and the three of us have condiment quirks as follows:

      1. Despises anything sweet unless it's accompanied by an intensely spicy component to balance it.
      2. Sweet only. Ketchup is the high bar for what counts as sweet (probably because of all the corn syrup).
      3. Ketchup. Full stop.
    • MidnightPocket [comrade/them]
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      30 days ago

      I agree - I hate the "slime" texture.

      But definitely hit me with just oil/vinegar italian style or with a dry, grainy, spicy mustard.

      Mayonnaise can go to hell.

  • Krem [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Are you a two-jar slave?

    🎵 Sometimes, I feel, I spread my life too thin / feels like I'm always spreading mayocue and barbennaise 🎵

    Try new barbmayocuennaise!

  • Dessa [she/her]
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    edit-2
    1 month ago

    Heinz' 57 flavors include such diverse entries as Norwegian, Finnish, Scandanavian, Swedish, and Danish! Flavors from around the world!

        • EstraDoll [she/her]
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          1 month ago

          idk but i keep finding it everywhere in rural 1993 Kentucky

        • micnd90 [he/him,any]
          hexagon
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          1 month ago

          It's a Danish condiment commonly used on open top sandwich (smørrebrød) to be eaten with either roast beef or Danish fish stuff (tons of fish dishes in Denmark). It's mayo + other spices commonly found in Danish households/supermarket put in a blender, e.g., onions, curry power, garlic, sugar, tumeric, mint, sour cream, and a hint of lemon squeeze, within reason. It is basically a funkier, zestier, mayo. The blended fresh stuff, especially mint and lemon saved the mayo to be somewhat edible. Bottled processed remoulade is as gross as it sounds.

  • Tomboymoder [she/her, pup/pup's]
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    1 month ago

    Use mustard and mayo individually for sandwiches, so I’d probably by the mustayo (I refuse to call it there thing)

    • Hime
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      1 month ago

      Ikr!! I love mayo panting but I had this burger charger mayo the other day and I didn't rate it at all.

  • Alisu [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    How is this even interesting? Just get both and mix it at home. The kind of "innovations" that only capitalism can give us