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The non-joke answer is that the new Covid guidelines sort places into tier 1, 2, or 3 depending on how bad the virus is there. 1 being standard social distancing and masks, 3 being "very high" restrictions. But even in tier 3 areas they aren't closing schools, restaurants, or even pubs that serve some food so none of it really matters.
The state of fucking journalism in this country...
It's just the social distancing rules ffs, just the rusty hamster wheel in their brains has finally put 2 and 2 together and they have realised that with no household mixing, couples living apart can't fuck.
That's it
That's all this is
Read the goddamn rules, it literally is just the no household mixing rule
You all laughed when you found out the volcel police were British. Well who's laughing now?
Edit: just realised we were the 69th upvote. Much to think about...
i think we can all agree that the br*tish shouldn't be allowed to fuck
I don't know if this applies to orgies though. I mean don't know if British people are cool enough so this might be a moot point.
Damn maybe it'll be a blessing if England sank in the ocean then at least half of the population will finally get wet, just need to break off Scotland and Ireland.
