Me after going "UwU UwU" around my friends and wearing a skirt around them and having a blahaj and literally having told them I was questioning my gender a few times like a year ago and stuff and every single on of them who I haven't told directly that I'm trans and I'm going to change my name and take hrt still not realising I'm trans

(To his credit, one of the guys I told was like, "oh yeah, I was wondering when you'd come out" so he at least realised ages before)