• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    It's probably just a bot that looks for key phrases and then once a week some jackass looks at the charts. I don't think anybody is actually reading all of our posts. If they are, post that fed dick please, I don't lick boots, show me something I'll actually lick and we can talk business.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      I wish I were the fed so I'd get paid to browse instead of having to hide on the toilet, in the break room, or sometimes not hide it at my desk

    • Equeon [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      How do you do, "comrade"? Would you mind telling me what "ligma" is all about? 😛

      • Dyno [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Operation LIGMA:
        Liberate
        Indigenous
        Gay
        Maoists'
        Asses

  • SSJBlueStalin [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The feds arent on 4chan for monitoring they are there to find the latest Qdrops to investigate the competing networks of sex criminals

    • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I remember the night of the R*ttenhouse shooting we had a weird dude posting for 3 hours about how badly we needed to start a bloodbath and how his biggest hobby was killing people at the country clubs. I can’t remember the username, but it got bad enough that people were making meta posts telling him to stop lol.

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Hope so, but honestly, we are just a bunch of harmless libs

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      It was a dogshit "report" by a shitty institute filled with typos, a far cry from an FBI report, which we could only hope to be on

  • NotARobot [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    If they don't it's only because they see us as too small to be relevant

    • weshallovercum [any]
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      4 years ago

      We have 9000 members and rapidly growing. I can guarantee you they are observing us, not manually by having an agent browse this site, but using deep-learning algorithms to assess the level of radicalisation, rate of growth, identifying highly active users etc.

  • p_sharikov [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Dear Federal Agents. I am prepared to become an informant. I don't have any personal information on anyone here because the site is anonymous, but I can explain our funny bits and gags in extreme detail, as well as report on any terminally online drama that may occur.

    • Phat_Joe [he/him,none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      But we gotta vote for Joe Biden, the most progressive candidate ever, to prevent fascism, because I'm sure that Trump will respect the results. /s