Lame duck Trump will be so funny
Pedant voice Uh excuse me you mean consumerist orgy season, capitalist orgy season is all year
Can’t believe that Biden is the antagonist of a 70s stop motion Christmas movie
Honestly Hillary is the better choice there but voting out of spite alone deserves an
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Biden calling NATO where they track Santa and ordering them to scramble fighter jets and blow him out of the sky
I don't know, Obama promised us Death Panels and we didn't get those. I'm not ready to be disappointed again.
Not that Biden will cancel it though, just that it will be cancelled. Which is odd because saying Biden will personally decapitate every angel on a tree or every elf on a shelf both works better, and is funnier.
Please Biden cancel it so people don't travel for the holidays and get everyone sick
You know that Trump is lying because Biden cannot possibly be that based.