I manage to avoid being shot by not being a heath insurance CEO ez peez literally zero effort git gud scrub
Should have known that during a dodge roll you get a second of iFrames.
Im confused about all the hagiographies saying this guy will be greatly missed, when he's gone because he wasn't missed
Most rich people aren’t rich cause they’re bright, but because of circumstance and oppurtunity, but we all know that.
true, i would have just not gotten shot. i'm doing it as i type this. he couldn't do that tho, what an idiot.
only an idiot gets out of bed before 10am don't know what else he was expecting really
If it had been me I woulda caught the bullet but i am just built different i guess
Probably yeah. As a very smart person myself, every time I think about getting shot I realise that it's a terrible idea, so I don't do it.
I can't comprehend what goes through the mind of dummies like him.
he pressed his keyboard shortcuts but he ran out of Stimpaks
