Ever eat so much fresh, raw pineapple that your mouth just starts pouring blood and every inch of your mouth hurts for days after? I have, and I'd fucking do it again because pineapple is just that good.
pineapple digests me faster than i digest it. my mouth is always so raw after eating pineapple
It's great, and it's one of the few foods that my coronavirus-laden tastebuds didn't reject over the past couple of weeks. Putting it on pizza is also a healthy and wholesome way to be racist toward Italians.
If we’re including berries, every berry is better than pineapple. If not, orange would like to have a word.
Raspberry, maybe. I dunno if I'd put any other berry anywhere but below pineapple. Like, the cape gooseberry, which was suddenly in my grocery store when wildfires fucked with the strawberry supply, is a bizarre berry.
