• invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The fact that he seems to not be too embarrassed about it means he's not going to be easy to blackmail though right? They didn't find any child porn on his laptop, so he's already doing better than like 50% of people in our government.

    • thefunkycomitatus [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      They're not really worried about blackmail. This is just an attempt to disconnect the financial aspect of corruption and place it in the realm of moral panic. Probably most of the corruption that happens is between sexless boring ass old fucks. But if they can frame corruption as happening because someone has sex or does drugs, then that gives the larger corruption plausible deniability. "I can't be corrupt, I'm not doing degenerate behavior that makes me susceptible to blackmail!" As if the problem is that people near the top are being coerced into being greedy fucks and not that they willingly do it all the time.

      It also lets them spin personal issues as a national security issue, which makes it all of our business. When, in reality, it's not. This is the dark side of the libs trying to get pee tapes for 4 years. If libs make Trump's personal issues a matter of national security, then the right will coop it and do it too. Except that the right is much better at fending off those kinds of attacks than libs are. So it didn't hurt Trump enough but it'll decimate the average Democrat candidate. Or it won't because no average voter actually cares and Democrats are just wasting time on that kind of thing instead of forming a more popular political strategy.

      • FireAxel [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Hahah so dumb. Yeah, MSM is powerful, but it's insane to think they could drown out Hunter Biden having CP on his laptop like it's some kind of minor controversy.

  • HunterBiden [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Damn straight I support them.

    Confession time: I'm the leaker. The truth is I hated my life when pops was VP, even had to tell my secret service detail to fuck off. When election season began, he never really stood a chance, in fact I supported Bernie. Then South Carolina happened, that ugly monster reared its ugly head, and my hopes of a quiet, reclusive sendoff in life were dashed (Thanks, Obama.)

    So I got desperate and hatched a plan with my buddies Sergei and Guillermo. Three laptops. Some obscure computer repair shop in Fucktown, USA. Tailed our jabroni and set him up, even pretending to be FBI and state's attorneys. Bing bang boom. This shit was supposed to sink my dad, but now the deep state is fucking me. They're fucking me!

    Can't say it's been all bad attention, though. Those pictures were curated with a purpose, and now every chick knows what kind of dirty, drug-fueled, foot-driven shit I'm about, and everyone's sliding into my DMs.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    How could he be a target for blackmail, what are they gonna threaten him with? People have literally already seen a video of him getting a fucking footjob

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      What are they going to extract from him? He's the less competent version of Joe Biden and he smokes crack. Kushvank and the large sons have blackmail potential because they have jobs within the administration and significant roles in influencing Trump. The fuck is Hunter going to do in the white house other than strip it of copper wiring.

  • longhorn617 [any]
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    4 years ago

    How have conservatives forgotten the "Would I want to sit down and drink a beer with this person" primary. They keep giving me reasons why I should write in Hunter Biden.

  • Wmill [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I'd support sex workers but I have no money. Even if I did though I'd feel uncomfortable telling them what to do. The few times I been given a wrong order at a restaurant I just eat it quietly and pretend everything is fine because I didn't want them to get in trouble.

    As for Biden I really want him to eat shit but will miss hearing more about Hunter. I don't want Trump to win but people thinking at least the democrats will slow the descent of the empire and the erosion of civil liberties don't know the democrats to well. Fuckers could have supported gay marriage but choose to do so only after approved by the supreme court. Here was an issue with no major donor opposing it, that I know of at least, and they stayed on the side lines until a winner was clear. Cold calculating cowards the lot of them.

    • MyMan [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Even if I did though I’d feel uncomfortable telling them what to do.

      What you need, my man, is a dom

  • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    He seems at times the living embodiment of the Chad yes guy sometimes.

  • Sushi_Desires
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    4 years ago

    I have seen clips where the person donating goes absolutely ape shit to trigger the donation-controlled vibrator thing, makes u wonder if that was him on the other side of the connection lmao

  • GreyBear [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    That paying money to fuck exploited people have been translated to "supporting sex workers" is probably the biggest perversion of the meaning of words I have ever seen

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    4 years ago

    Months old hardcore Trumper propaganda account linking a right-wing rag? How'd you come across this tweet?