It's probably time for a new one of these.
NE-2 went to Biden so a tie is unlikely unless he loses NV so stop posting about that.
Other admins, please replace this when there is a result. I'm going to bed.
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And it won't be open again until every single one of your lib VOTES is counted!
The 🇱🇷 2020 🇱🇷 American 🇱🇷 Presidential 🇱🇷 Elections 🇱🇷 are the single most important political event since The Last Fascist was VOTED 🔫 OUT 🔫. We on the admin team see it as our duty to enforce the views of our audience by any parasocial means necessary.
As a nacho-socialist cabal, we see no path to revolution other than by focusing the majority of our leisure time on consuming bougie media. Media that is obsessed with the details of an election we decided our preferences on months ago, if not years ago. Here's the bottom line: Voting makes you a good person and not voting makes you a bad one. Don't believe us? Just ask Lenin:
A democratic republic is the best possible political shell for capitalism, and, therefore, once capital has gained possession of this very best shell (through the Palchinskys, Chernovs, Tseretelis and Co.), it establishes its power so securely, so firmly, that no change of persons, institutions or parties in the bourgeois-democratic republic can shake it.
We must also note that Engels is most explicit in calling universal suffrage as well an instrument of bourgeois rule. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Universal suffrage, he says, obviously taking account of the long experience of German Social-Democracy, is "the gauge of the maturity of the working class. It cannot and never will be anything more in the present-day state."
See? We can't let capital take control of this "very best shell"! Turtles belong to the people! And the way we do that is by voting for posts.
Link to Megathread Part 1 and the rest of ScreamoBMO's incredible manifesto
But remember comrades ABP, always be posting! All power to all the people! :chavez-salute:
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Holy shit. If it wasn't for libertarians, Trump would have a solid lead in Wisconsin and Michigan, which would guarantee a win.
LIBERTARIANS ARE GOING TO COST TRUMP THE ELECTION LOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL
#SaveTheChildren scared off the ephebophile voting block
LOL
Not how voting works obviously but still hilarious.
SHES ELECTABLE IF YOU FUCKING VOTE FOR HER
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Yare yare daze. The old man couldn't clench it.
This is unbelievably based lmfao Jo Jorgensen might have cost Trump the election
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And these terminally online democrats want to ban third parties when the libertarian party is the largest of them.
Even in the last election, if we were to go with the flawed logic of someone who votes for a 3rd party that is to the extreme of the two main parties, Gary Johnson probably cost Trump more votes than Jill Stein cost Hillary.
A fact Democrats never bring up when they still whine about Jill Stein.
I thought they uncancelled Stein because she filed for recounts in swing states?
Nah they've been talking shit about her in the last few months. Bill Maher said you'd have to name your rape baby "Jill Stein".
This is spicy lmfao.
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thats hilarious
How many of those votes are boomers filling out the wrong jo?
this is too perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MtOpB5LlUA
Wisconsin, Michigan, and Nevada may be lost to Biden by the Jorgensen margin fucking LMAO
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