Was anyone gonna tell me that when the election was called for Biden, Trump's legal team was in the middle of giving a press conference from the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot, sandwiched in between a dildo store and a crematorium and across the street from an actual event space?
Cause I found out from a buzzfeed article sent to me by a lib friend, kinda surprised this went under the radar here tbh
At least the season finale of America still hasn't run out of funny material
Honestly I think Trump has broken my brain. This is unironically one of the funniest possible things, but all I can do is look at it and go "yeah that sounds right"
This story is POETRY. It's something holy, divine, it's so beautiful mortal eyes can barely perceive it. I want this photo engraved on my tombstone.
Honestly, I think it's cause what do you even say about this that adds anything? Like how do you make fun of something this perfectly stupid?
it's like trying to dunk on a clown, what are you gonna drag him for wearing really big shoes and driving a tiny car?
I always thought the Caligula declares war on poseidon to be a later invention by writers or that it was a joke. But after Trump now I'm convinced that Caligula really did declare war.
is it not just an obvious hysterical mixup where the trump campaign tried to book the four seasons hotel and booked the landscaping center on accident?
It's beyond obvious, as trump first tweeted "At the four seasons" and then corrected it to "the four seasons landscaping company" half an hour later. I cannot confirm this as my brother texted me, but apparently he also said he would be 30 minutes late to the event, and it turns out the 4 seasons hotel is a 24 minute drive to the lanscaping company. Can I confirm? No, because I'm lazy. But the first part is certainly true.
Trump and Q are winning, but now there's a Terminator cinematic universe situation going on with time travelers. I'm not kidding that's what they believe.
It got posted but hogs didn't updoot it much. https://hexbear.net/post/48952
It's actually a dogwhistle that Trump is on to the demonrats shenanigans some how.
I tried posting about it in electoralism.
This shit completely fried my brain yesterday. I was staring at that picture of Guiliani for like an hour and just sort of yelling what the fuck intermittently.
My best guess is someone said "four seasons" to Trump or Guiliani, both of them are fucking coked up plus Guiliani is shit-house drunk as well, and one of them just said yes do that.
Someone probably asked to confirm and got told to shut the fuck up and it just went from there.
Either that or this is that 5d chess the CHUDS are talking about and my smooth brain literally cannot process the angle where this makes any kind of sense.
my mom and dad were just fucking laughing about this for like the past 24 hours. It's nothing special, just another wacky trump event.
