Why is he relevant, he called Kamala "The Indian".
But mainly look at this perfect depiction of a ghoul. Pretty scary, isn't it?
On 25 February 1972, [this ghoul] survived an assassination attempt in Armagh by the Official Irish Republican Army. Two men, raked his car with bullets, hitting [this ghoul] five times in the neck and head. He survived.
I guess that explains his appearance - he was kept alive by some evil, arcane magic. I won't accept any other explanation as to how he could still be walking this earth after getting shot five times in the neck and head.
He's a lich, like Kissinger. Unless they get his phylactery he will just regenerate
Dude in Greece there's this extremely sleazy asshole called Stephanos Chios who runs easily the sleaziest tabloid in Greece. He is pretty famous for going on weird rants cursing on everyone, kinda similar to Alex Jones but more vulgar and "serious" (you can tell Alex Jones is faking it, he, not so much). Well, Chios probably has ties to the underworld and he is known for blackmailing, and I guess he ruffled someone's feathers that he shouldn't have, because two assassins attacked him in his car and shot him once in the neck and twice in the chest next to his heart point blank range. Motherfucker is on video getting out of his car to chase them after being shot, and then he went back into his car and drove all the way to the hospital himself. The only way I can explain it is that he is pretty obviously completely without soul so it was as if the bullets just hit dead meat.
He's like Darth Sion from Kotor 2. Literally falling apart but maintains structural integrity through sheer hatred.
The just toss children by the dozens into the machine that keeps this thing alive.
You don't need a machine, they can unhinge their lower jaw to swallow them whole.
My mans looks like he's about to demolish Earth to make way for an intergalactic highway and then torture Arthur with some bad poetry.
I feel like i could pinch off a ball of his chin fat, knead it, and bake it into a fluffy loaf of artisan bread.
My wife sent me this pic today and said "When did they exhume him?"
He's like the reanimated corpse of an even more racist Jeremy Clarkson.
ON TONIGHT'S PROGRAM...
He also called Leo Varadkar a "typical Indian" a couple of years ago.
He looks like he'd turn into a slug monster for a boss fight.
He looks like one of those priests on the mountaintop from the movie 300
