She's gonna kill him isn't she?

  • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    I find this shit hilarious, not just settle for Biden, but vote for a man and then actively hope he dies. It rules.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Any Functioning Adult 2020 to replace the incompetent husk in the white house. Also, hopefully the incompetent husk I voted for dies because he no longer functions so that he can be replaced by someone who is even more of a republican than him.

      • Phish [he/him, any]
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        4 years ago

        It's funny to think about how many people with "any functioning adult" bumper stickers voted for Joe, whose brain is oozing out of his ears.

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          When I vote for harm reduction, I vote for the things that produce the harm I'm reducing and then attack anyone who points out the flaws in that. When the harm is produced by the harm producing harm reducers, it will make sense to me to vote for someone even worse because then they'll reach bipartisan consensus with the other harm producers to reduce harm.

        • darwinpolice [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Um excuse you he has a STUTTER and it is extremely ableist to point that out. Also, stutters definitely cause you to totally lose track of what you're saying mid-sentence and cause you to go tell long, rambling stories that have nothing to do with the topic at hand, and it is in no way surprising that he never stuttered when speaking until his mid-70s.

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Reality is becoming more and more like Felix bit every day.

  • DasRav [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    He is already dead. They are just waiting for the right time to tell us.

  • KamalaHarris [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    She’s gonna kill him isn’t she?

    I believe the term of art here is "SLAY QWEEN!"

  • anthm17 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I'm sure shamelessly putting up an incredibly unpopular and divisive person to be president won't have any blowback.

    • Magjee [any]
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      4 years ago

      She checked three boxes:

      • Female (for cameras)

      • POC (for cameras)

      • Corporate Friendly (the only thing they cared about)

      ~

      If it wasn't for the pandemic this year I think they would have lost again

  • GhostOfChuck [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Am I not the only one who's heard some crazy conspiracy shit from the right about how Nancy Pelosi is going to try to remove Biden from office within 6 months of him starting his term in order for the Dems to instill Kamalah as the supreme dictator of the United States? Like, the dems already got their dude in the office, I'm sure they'd be fine with him dying and having Kamalah as president instead, but I can't imagine they'd try to remove him and cause unnecessary controversy when so many Republicans already think that the election was rigged in Bidens favor.

    • PKMKII [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me if the establishment would try to use some major faux pas by Biden as an excuse to pressure Biden to step down. And I even see a lot of libs thinking that Biden won’t run for a second term, which presumably would leave Kamala as the de facto front runner for 2024. The insane part is thinking that she’d be dictator for life and not just another tepid status quo Democrat.

      • GhostOfChuck [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Oh I am completely of the mind that Biden will not be running for a second term. He's too old and barely kept his shit together for this run. He'd have gotten nowhere if the entire establishment didn't coalesce behind him during the primaries and throughout the general election. Which is even more hilarious that Kamala is the defacto front runner for 2024 considering she didn't get a single fucking delegate during the primary. Nobody wants her lol. But yeah, she'd be no dictator if she did make it into office as president, she'd just be another status quo Dem that does nothing of any substance.

        • PKMKII [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          And don’t forget COVID, Trump would have gotten a second term if the pandemic hadn’t happened.

          While the voters didn’t want Kamala, the establishment did. She’s the one they were trying to hype this time last year. So making her VP and then bypassing the primary process in one way or another to get her promoted would be extremely on-brand fit the Dems.

          • GhostOfChuck [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Yeah, without COVID getting so out of hand there's no way that Trump was going to lose that election.

            And yeah, they were trying to hype her the fuck up so bad. It was funny seeing them leapfrog the hype train from all the milquetoast dems throughout the primary. BETO! WAIT NO PETE! WAIT KAMALA! WAIT NO PETE AGAIN! FUCK BERNIE IS WINNING SOME STATES. UHH JOE BIDEN WON SOUTH CAROLINA, FUCK FUCK, EVERYONE DROP OUT AND ENDORSE!

            Having Kamala become president without winning any sort of election is exactly the kind of Machiavellian shit that the dems would try to pull lol.