• FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    1 年前

    Biden could legitimately die of COVID and libs will still insist on not wearing masks. Which, as much as I want to promote mask usage, I can't be mad at dabbing on a dead war criminal.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      1 年前

      Biden could legitimately die of COVID and libs will still insist on not wearing masks.

      Yes. But at least I can do a jig and say "I toldja Biden was too old to be president. And I got proof now. He was too old to live!"

  • uralsolo
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    1 年前

    deleted by creator

    • Rom [he/him]
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      1 年前

      Hillary vs Trump round 2 would be the biggest fucking clown show in American history and I am all for it.

        • daisy
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          1 年前

          A funnier outcome would be Hilary winning, but that win triggering balkanization.

          • Egon
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            3 个月前

            deleted by creator

            • Wertheimer [any]
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              1 年前

              The next day, I sauntered onto an Oklahoma stage wearing a full cowboy outfit, firing a pair of six shooters in the air. "Howdy," I said to the crowd, "I'm Sheriff Hillary," I received the biggest applause of my whole career.

              "If there's one thing I hate," I announced, "it's varmints. And the worst varmints of all are cattle rustlers. make me your president and I'll put a bullet between the eyes of every rustler in this state." For emphasis, I bit a chunk out of a hunk of beef.

              The crowd roared. They loved it. A chant started: "Death to rustlers! Death to rustlers!" Then a scuffle broke out in the front row. Three men dressed in denim tackled and hogtied a small, weasely-looking fellow. They dragged him up on stage.

              "Ms. Clinton," one man said, "this fella here is a rustler. He stole three of my prize cows last spring. If you kill him right now, everyone in this room will vote for you." The crowd began a new chant: "Blood! Blood! Blood!"

              The bound man pleaded with me. "Yes, I stole those cows," he said, "but I only did it because my family was starving. Please, spare me. I'll never rustle again." My life and career have been defined by hard choices. This was perhaps the hardest choice of all. My phone buzzed. A text from Robby. It read, "The Algorithm says: the rustler dies." "I'm sorry," I told the man as I raised a pistol. "It's not me. It's the Algorithm."

              I squeezed the trigger.

            • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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              1 年前

              "I may not be Walter White, but I just killed a gang of Nazis with a machine gun."

          • Rom [he/him]
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            1 年前

            Or Trump actually pulling off a successful election overthrow.

  • SovietyWoomy [any]
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    1 年前

    The first lady should be forced to report to work everyday like regular Americans

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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    1 年前

    It'll be hilarious if Biden dies from covid when our big wet boy trump-drenched lived through it.

    "Sleepy Joe is sleeping forever folks, he just wasn't strong enough! Not like me!" trump-anguish

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      1 年前

      "Trump genes strong and powerful. Like a thoroughbred. I could win the Kentucky Derby if I was a horse. Biden genes weak and no power. Bad. Very bad. Like a donkey. Worse than a donkey. Straight to the glue factory horse."

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    1 年前

    The pandemic is over everyone, you don't need masks or testing.

    If the ruling class catch anything though they will be tested hourly and administered with the greatest steroid cocktails known to man.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      1 年前

      This should serve as a litmus test for whether you should concern yourself with COVID. If the rich countries hoard vaccines and the elites get testing, you should want vaccines and testing.

      • NewLeaf
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        1 年前

        It's kind of how you can tell if something is real or not.

        Are ghosts real? Is hypnosis real?

        No. Otherwise the government would be weaponizing it. The best they have is bullshit like "Havana syndrome" propaganda.

        • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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          1 年前

          governments are also inept in a lot of ways, and a lot of the times their goals aren't compatible with the particular X thing in question, or don't need it

          using your logic climate change isn't real because the US isn't doing anything about it (and actively making it worse)

          • NewLeaf
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            1 年前

            True. Maybe they can't get ghosts to cooperate.

            Comrade ghosts! "There is a spectre..."

        • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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          1 年前

          To be fair, the US believed that mine control could work and drugged a bunch of people. The end result is that there are suspicious events that were a product of MKULTRA, but it was mainly the supposed subjects losing their minds and becoming murderers and musicians without much useful espionage skills

          • NewLeaf
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            1 年前

            All they really accomplished was inventing the Grateful Dead.

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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        1 年前

        It’s why I find right wingers shilling Deus Ex funny. The conspiracies in that game are, yes, the virus was man made and the vaccine was a product of collusion between the virus engineers and big pharma. But the vaccines WORK and are only patented and reserved for the rich. The terrorists are trying to seize the vaccines for everyone to use.

  • charly4994 [she/her, comrade/them]
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    1 年前

    God that would be such an amazing timeline for Biden to eat it. Trust the science to get COVID and die motherfucker. party-sicko

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 年前

    I hope they administer the wrong experimental monkey drugs and turn him into a horrible man-ape