Think black rifle, but completely mask off. Point out that black rifle and other fascist coffee roasters are using 100% Arabica coffee beans. That just won't do for good Americans. I want to offer them an alternative, at a premium of course. 100% Robusta premium coffee. I'll charge 10% more than other leading fash lifestyle coffee brands for coffee that you can buy for nearly half the price wholesale.
Because it's shit, and they deserve shit.
You're forgetting to also post online about how you wish a "thug" would try to attack you so you could teach him some of the maners that his father never did, because the father was a deadbeat. And now I feel really gross