I'll start.

My uncle tried to make ham by boiling precut ham slices. The man is in his late 50s. Because of capitalism forcing a bunch of unpaid productive labor onto women, Men never learn how to cook

  • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I make a good chili.

    Also being good at making breakfast food will always make you popular with people, and it’s not that hard.

      • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I’m not a great cook but I can at least make decently healthy shit that doesn’t taste like garbage. A lot of it’s just being able to use seasoning well.

        • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          Yeah I was thinking to myself "all I do is just put a bunch of seasoning on things and it comes out good" and then I realized that's basically what "knowing how to cook" is.

        • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          No you're reminding me of that post were a person orders their spices from A-Z and they have like, three different small containers? Fuck I'm poor but even I have a full spice rack at the minimum

      • mxnoodles [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        +1 to chipotle in adobo sauce, but I also like to put just a little cocoa powder in that bad boy.