Snowflake and Safespace weren't even the best part of that whole thing
You had the other new characters that we're just weird stereotypes of the youth.
Like the kid who's power was being constantly online because his brain is hooked to the internet
Or the teenage goth vampire (but he's a living vampire like Morbius, so he's a good guy)
Or my personal favorite, A FUCKING NATIVE MEXICAN GIRL WHO HAS A MAGIC BACKPACK
THEY JUST MADE DORA THE EXPLORER
It's such a bad fucking attempt they made on this that there's literally no fucking way to know anything about the comic because nobody wants to actually read it and it's been delayed like eight months anyway which means it's liable to just get up and canceled
A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas."
They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.” They're probably streaming this.
“The world is a vampire…and so am I.”
My word. Even by comic book standards, this is some extremely on-the-nose self-parody.
Like, I like the character of Kamala Khan, I like superheroes, but it's been really fucking weird seeing them become these gormless mass-produced products being used to shovel out other gormless mass-produced products designed to appeal to specific markets
I mean, I don't know what I hate more, this really blatant nonsense with the New Warriors or the cheap token characters like Vibe or Silk
When Kamala’s Law goes into effect in the highly anticipated one-shot, OUTLAWED, super heroics will be left to the adults and underage heroes will be banned unless they have official government assigned mentors
Congrats, Marvel. You just copied Boku No Hero/My Hero Academia.
Oh yeah, the newest New Warriors right?
Snowflake and Safespace weren't even the best part of that whole thing
You had the other new characters that we're just weird stereotypes of the youth.
Like the kid who's power was being constantly online because his brain is hooked to the internet
Or the teenage goth vampire (but he's a living vampire like Morbius, so he's a good guy)
Or my personal favorite, A FUCKING NATIVE MEXICAN GIRL WHO HAS A MAGIC BACKPACK
THEY JUST MADE DORA THE EXPLORER
It's such a bad fucking attempt they made on this that there's literally no fucking way to know anything about the comic because nobody wants to actually read it and it's been delayed like eight months anyway which means it's liable to just get up and canceled
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I dunno, I look forward to being a boomer.
I refuse to believe this is real until you give me a link holy shit
Straight from the horse's ass
Tag yourself, I’m the grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.”
jigsaw voice in two hours, the room will fill with experimental internet gas
I'm "A Meme-Obsessed super teen"
My word. Even by comic book standards, this is some extremely on-the-nose self-parody.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't even know where to start...
The phrase Kamala's Law felt like it punched me in the face and then the rest of it just didn't stop
Like, I like the character of Kamala Khan, I like superheroes, but it's been really fucking weird seeing them become these gormless mass-produced products being used to shovel out other gormless mass-produced products designed to appeal to specific markets
I mean, I don't know what I hate more, this really blatant nonsense with the New Warriors or the cheap token characters like Vibe or Silk
Ah, I may have taken Kamala's Law to mean Kamala Harris...
Yeah, it's a strange co-inky-dink
Congrats, Marvel. You just copied Boku No Hero/My Hero Academia.
OwO
Give this man the grand prize immediately!
Tag yourself I'm this
Ahhhhhh
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