ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don’t worry, I’m not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I’ve gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I’m a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That’s D-R-I-L. It’s a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It’s dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn’t be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that’s a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What’s that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you’d like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of mouthfeel before you go? Please ma’am, might I just have a microwatt of girldick?
we can be horny in solidarity
No, please just keep your fucking dick in your pants for five goddamn minutes. I'm not even doing the volcel bit, you're give yourself roadrash
nah it's fine I have a cream for that
Something tells me your dry spell is going to continue way after quarantine ends....
OP's comment is seriously some incel shit, and although I love most of the memes and posts on this community, I feel like for some reason it distilled a lot of the reactionary/chaser culture present in the sub and these horny posts are wayyyy much more prevalent than I remember in the sub. At least they'd almost always get downvoted, but here it seems like there's an embrace of this brocialist online incel culture here
jesus christ you post a bit and then get all up your own ass when someone else does the same bit lmao
If it's not landing, like it blatantly isn't here, perhaps it's time to stop.
lmao please nobody would have had a problem with it if the OP didn't immediately flip a shit
counter-point - the bit in the OP sucks too because it's barely parody. it's so close to actual people that it's uncomfortable, not funny.
There's a difference between "this is a bad bit" and "you're an incel lol"
it's a bad bit because there's a whole "middle ground" of people like you that are "totally ironic" but actually just playing it straight.
Check out the chud who has never witnessed the volcel vanguard firsthand. Flee before you get chastised or worse.
I know it's a bit, but I would honestly prefer if the volcel thingy was replaced with AntiIncelAktion. Celibacy is a social construct, that like marriage, has no place in revolutionary politics. Incels must be stamped out, not validated with a bit that parodies its logical antithesis
Love to see it. Great work comrade!
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You can't do the horny bit and then call for horny bits to be stamped out, that's liberalism
and you can't keep your dick in your pants, I wonder which one is worse here
look it's not my fault your post was hashtag relatable
Are we still doing the bit or
I mean to be honest I just wanted to bully the incels. Shit's funny
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Ok Boomer
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it's a mindset, not an age
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Point still stands
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maybe I like it
UwU
Can't call the volcel vanguard on me
I am the volcel vanguard
We're all horny on this fucking planet, the problem here is consent. Unless they make the first step and are interested in that kind of stuff with you, acting like you do is horrible for optics, yourself and your image, and trans women.
Re-think your life and priorities.