ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don’t worry, I’m not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I’ve gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I’m a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That’s D-R-I-L. It’s a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It’s dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn’t be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that’s a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What’s that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you’d like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of mouthfeel before you go? Please ma’am, might I just have a microwatt of girldick?

    • DSALiberal [none/use name]
      1·
      4 years ago

      No, please just keep your fucking dick in your pants for five goddamn minutes. I'm not even doing the volcel bit, you're give yourself roadrash

      • ElGosso [he/him]
        14·
        4 years ago

        nah it's fine I have a cream for that

      • DSALiberal [none/use name]
        6·
        4 years ago

        OP's comment is seriously some incel shit, and although I love most of the memes and posts on this community, I feel like for some reason it distilled a lot of the reactionary/chaser culture present in the sub and these horny posts are wayyyy much more prevalent than I remember in the sub. At least they'd almost always get downvoted, but here it seems like there's an embrace of this brocialist online incel culture here

        • ElGosso [he/him]
          12·
          4 years ago

          jesus christ you post a bit and then get all up your own ass when someone else does the same bit lmao

          • AsleepInspector
            3·
            4 years ago

            If it's not landing, like it blatantly isn't here, perhaps it's time to stop.

            • ElGosso [he/him]
              14·
              4 years ago

              lmao please nobody would have had a problem with it if the OP didn't immediately flip a shit

              • the_river_cass [she/her]
                1·
                4 years ago

                counter-point - the bit in the OP sucks too because it's barely parody. it's so close to actual people that it's uncomfortable, not funny.

                • ElGosso [he/him]
                  3·
                  4 years ago

                  There's a difference between "this is a bad bit" and "you're an incel lol"

                  • the_river_cass [she/her]
                    3·
                    4 years ago

                    it's a bad bit because there's a whole "middle ground" of people like you that are "totally ironic" but actually just playing it straight.

              • AsleepInspector
                ·
                4 years ago

                Check out the chud who has never witnessed the volcel vanguard firsthand. Flee before you get chastised or worse.

                • DSALiberal [none/use name]
                  2·
                  4 years ago

                  I know it's a bit, but I would honestly prefer if the volcel thingy was replaced with AntiIncelAktion. Celibacy is a social construct, that like marriage, has no place in revolutionary politics. Incels must be stamped out, not validated with a bit that parodies its logical antithesis

                • ElGosso [he/him]
                  2·
                  4 years ago

                  Can't call the volcel vanguard on me

                  I am the volcel vanguard

    • Jorick [he/him]
      4·
      4 years ago

      We're all horny on this fucking planet, the problem here is consent. Unless they make the first step and are interested in that kind of stuff with you, acting like you do is horrible for optics, yourself and your image, and trans women.

      Re-think your life and priorities.